Funny rhymes....any more?

[bald rick]

there was a man called tiger wood

who thought a prossie would do him good

alas his wife found out

and with shout

called four and with a club drew blood

[yamahayzfr2]

Over the streets and over the houses
Bungle flying high!
Opens up his hairy arse
And shits in Geoffrey's eye!

better is ,,,,

up and down the streets&house's rainbow climbing high ,
jefry stuck his cock out the window and pissed in bungels
eye..................

[andymc1s]

Mary had a little skirt
with splits right up the sides,
and every time that Mary walked
the boys could see her thighs.

Mary had another skirt
twas split right up the front,
...but she didn't wear that one very often
.
Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet,
her clothes all tattered and torn.
It wasn't the spider that crept beside her,
but Little Boy Blue and his horn.

Simple Simon met a pieman, going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the pieman,
"What have you got there?"
Said the pieman unto Simon,
"Pies, you dickhead

Georgie Porgie pudding 'n pie,
kissed the girls and made them cry.
When the boys came out to play,
he kissed them too, 'cause he?s funny that way

[stuckylad]

yy u r yy ub i c u r yys 4 me
cant believe i remember this from school

[cgscott]

yy u r yy ub i c u r yys 4 me
cant believe i remember this from school

Whats that mean?

[racin-snake]

there was a young man a marine
who invented a ****ing machine
on the 99th stroke
the ~~~~in thing broke
and whipped his balls into cream








"ile get me coat then "

[smoggy]

Whats that mean?

too wise you are, too wise you be, I see you are too wise for me

[andymc1s]

There was a young lady from Leith,
Who would circumcise men with her teeth,
It wasn't for fame, Or love of the game
But to get at the cheese underneath.

There was a young actress from Crewe,
Who remarked as the vicar withdrew,
The Bishop was quicker, and thicker and slicker,
And two inches longer than you.

There was a young vampire called mable,
whose periods were always quite stable,
at every full moon she took out a spoon,
and drank herself under the table.

There was a young plumber from Lee,
who was plumbing his girl with great glee,
she said stop your plumbing,
I think someone's coming, said the plumber still plumbing "its me"!

A kinky young girl from Bexhill,
Tried a dynamite stick for a thrill,
They found her vagina, in North Carolina,
and bits of her tits in Brazil.

There was a young man from Pitlocherie,
making love to his girl in the rockery,
she said look you've cum, all over my bum,
This isn't a shag it's a mockery.

There was a young lassie from Morton,
who had one long tit and one short 'en,
on top of all that, a great hairy twat,
and a fart like a six fifty Norton.

[stuckylad]

too wise you are, too wise you be, I see you are too wise for me

~~~~ me smoggy we must have went to different schools together

[smoggy]

~~~~ me smoggy we must have went to different schools together

Yes, and mine was approved

[patkins]

There was an old woman who lived in a shoe
She had so many children her fa**y fell out.

[BigPerformance]

Roses are red
Violets are twisted
Lube yourself up youre about to get fisted

[smoggy]

Sex is when a guys communication
enters a girls information
to increase the population
for a younger generation
do you get the information...
or do you need a demonstration

[patkins]

Violets are red
Roses are blue
I`m colourblind
How about you?