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  • gopher7
    DK Veteran
    • Apr 2011
    • 2818
    #16
    Originally posted by jctech
    Chuck Norris used to be a lumberjack......in the Sahara Forest
    He also worked in the Gobi forest.

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      • johnpalmer1963
        Newbie
        • May 2009
        • 3
        #17
        jesus may be able to walk on water but chuck norris can swim on land

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          • goffy7167
            Newbie
            • Sep 2008
            • 3
            #18
            Chuck Norris can beat Wladimir Klitschko at boxing!!

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              • DogdySnigwirter
                Top Poster +
                • Oct 2009
                • 216
                #19
                Chuck Norris puts baby in the corner

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                  • crx1616
                    Top Poster
                    • Mar 2010
                    • 161
                    #20
                    chuck

                    forget chuck norris sponge bob square pant s can have a barbeque under water !!!!!
                    in potato head(wayne rooney) we trust !

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                      • nush
                        Top Poster
                        • Oct 2008
                        • 178
                        #21
                        Dolphins bucket list

                        No 1. walk with Chuck Norris

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                          • Mayfair1
                            Newbie
                            • Jul 2011
                            • 4
                            #22
                            will be passing these on

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                              • Grumete
                                Newbie
                                • Jul 2011
                                • 8
                                #23
                                The Bermuda Triangle was a Square until Chuck Norris kicked a corner
                                Last edited by Grumete; 11 July, 2011, 19:02.

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                                  • Grumete
                                    Newbie
                                    • Jul 2011
                                    • 8
                                    #24
                                    Chuck Norris can divide by zero and remove the Recycle Bin in Windows

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                                      • Grumete
                                        Newbie
                                        • Jul 2011
                                        • 8
                                        #25
                                        The Universe is not expanding, is running away from Chuck Norris

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                                          • Grumete
                                            Newbie
                                            • Jul 2011
                                            • 8
                                            #26
                                            Chuck Norris is never late, time stop and waits for him.

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                                              • Grumete
                                                Newbie
                                                • Jul 2011
                                                • 8
                                                #27
                                                Chuck Norris can close a revolving door

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                                                  • Grumete
                                                    Newbie
                                                    • Jul 2011
                                                    • 8
                                                    #28
                                                    When Bruce Banner gets furious becomes Hulk, when Hulk gets furious becomes Chuck Norris

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                                                      • racin-snake
                                                        V.I.P. Member
                                                        • Jun 2009
                                                        • 2285
                                                        #29
                                                        contrary to popular belief America is not a democracy
                                                        it is in fact a chucktatorship

                                                        chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch time lets him dictate what time it is
                                                        Today is the Tomorrow you worried about yesterday ......Was it worth it ?

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                                                          • drawflex
                                                            DK Veteran
                                                            • Dec 2008
                                                            • 440
                                                            #30
                                                            Chuck Norris doesnt have AIDS, he just gives it to people.

                                                            Carlsberg DO chuck norris theme nights, and they're the best fcuking theme nights going, period.

                                                            Last edited by drawflex; 12 July, 2011, 02:30.
                                                            'He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy'.

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