adults only joke

[krazylegz]

bloke goes into his local pub and sees a donkey sitting at the bar with a glass full of ?5 notes, he says to the barman "whats he doing with all them notes?" the barman says "he's betting everyone they cant make him laugh" , so the bloke goes up and whispers in the donkeys ear, 2 seconds later the donkey is rolling around the floor laughing his arse off, so the bloke takes his fivers and leaves.

The next night he goes back into the pub and again the donkey is sitting there with a glass full of ?5 notes, so he says to the barman "whats he doing now?" the barman replies "today he's betting everyone they cant make him cry" so the blokes bets him and takes the donkey outside, 30 seconds later he comes in smiling and collects his glass of fivers, then the donkey comes in crying his eyes out, the barman says "what did you do to him" the bloke replies "yesterday i told him my cock was bigger than his, today i showed him"

[Elric]

good one that an old one though,i remember itwhen someone did it
on the comedians late 70's

[melloned]

Top that mate !

[horus11]

hahaha nice one

[bondie]

i like that

[macdog]

funny

good joke ill pass that on to my mates

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hahahaha x

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hahah still laughing

[cbatts]

Nice 1. How about this 1 then?

Scouse goes into a job centre, walks up to the counter and says; 'Hello, I'd like a job please.'
The job centre assisstant says, 'You're in luck, this has just come in. A wealthy businessman needs a chauffeur for his two 19 year old, nymphomaniac twin daughters. You'll be expected to take them everywhere they want to go, starting with two weeks on holiday in Barbados.
The uniforms provided, the car's a Bentley and the salary starts at ?200,000 plus benefits. Are you interested?
'You're bullshitting me' says the Scouser.
'Well' says the assisstant, 'You started it!'

[Glandman]

Donkey

Its a cracker. Its the way you tell em.

[billyboyblue]

great joke ha! ha!