a cucumber a pickle & a penis

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  • king123
    Junior Member
    • Apr 2008
    • 29

    #1

    a cucumber a pickle & a penis

    hey guys and gals i got a joke

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    A cucumber a pickle and a penis were talking about life. The cucumber said, when i get big and hard the chop me up and toss me in the salad. The pickle says, u got it easy mate when i get big and hard the chop me up and drown me in vinegar. the penis says, lads thats nothing compared to what i go thru, when i get big and hard, the put a plastic bag over my head, shove me into a small, warm, damp cave, and bang my head against the wall until i throw up and faint.

    tell me what y'all think.
    Last edited by king123; 9 April, 2008, 11:24.
  • jacquim
    Newbie
    • Jan 2012
    • 6

    #2
    that's life, innit?

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    • lagerland
      V.I.P. Member
      • Sep 2010
      • 6031

      #3
      Originally posted by king123
      hey guys and gals i got a joke

      read

      A cucumber a pickle and a penis were talking about life. The cucumber said, when i get big and hard the chop me up and toss me in the salad. The pickle says, u got it easy mate when i get big and hard the chop me up and drown me in vinegar. the penis says, lads thats nothing compared to what i go thru, when i get big and hard, the put a plastic bag over my head, shove me into a small, warm, damp cave, and bang my head against the wall until i throw up and faint.

      tell me what y'all think.
      I dont think exchange rate mechanism works to well...........
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