BEST CHAT UP LINE!!!!

**dassey** · 8 December, 2008, 22:43

Come with me babe, I've got a knife !!!

**opsmonkey** · 8 December, 2008, 23:32

Originally posted by clit-eastwood

If you were my paperwork, I would be doing you on my desk right now.

stored in the memory bank.. nice one

**bodaccea** · 9 December, 2008, 02:15

Do you live on a chicken farm?
(no)
cus u sure know how to raise cocks!

**BRASS EAGLE** · 9 December, 2008, 02:22

10 inches

Whats got 10inches and Whiistles

..

Wheet Wheal Wheat Wheal Mind and Whistle when you ask Her Or Him ?

...........>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

**BRASS EAGLE** · 9 December, 2008, 02:29

Originally posted by firestorm

there as been a robbery tonight someone stole the stars and placed them in your eyes

I WONDER IF THAT BEATS FACE SITTIN

**BRASS EAGLE** · 9 December, 2008, 02:31

hOW CAN I TELL YOU I love YOU WHEN YOUR ALLWAYS SITTIN ON MY face

**bigfella9** · 9 December, 2008, 14:16

NOW THEN PET,HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE THE SOULS OF YOUR FEET IN MY CAR WING MIRRORS?

**tommyten** · 9 December, 2008, 14:52

do you like flowers,

then get you tulips round this

man:do you fancy a shag

woman:no

man: then do you mind lying down while i do.

**juicy2** · 13 December, 2008, 04:11

The word of the day is LEGS, so let's go to my house
and spread the word.

**gmb45** · 13 December, 2008, 07:57

chat up line

do you like chicken ? suck this its fowl

**greengrass** · 15 December, 2008, 13:33

I've got some sweeties in my car.....

**thedon6915** · 15 December, 2008, 13:54

Do you have mice at your house?
no
you must have a strong pussy

**cantona7** · 15 December, 2008, 14:06

your legs remind me of pencils

and i like to put pencils behind my ears

**Ruggerplumber** · 15 December, 2008, 15:00

You remind me of my favourite Spanner! Everytime I look at you My Nuts tighten.

**funnyshell** · 18 December, 2008, 09:47

GREAT LINES GUYS.... GOOD LAUGH BEFORE GOING OFF TO WORK... THANKS TO ALL

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