BEST CHAT UP LINE!!!!

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  • k2tba
    Newbie
    • Dec 2008
    • 4
    #31
    Will try some of those tonight.

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      • thered
        V.I.P. Member
        • Aug 2008
        • 4915
        #32
        is that a mirror in your knickers?


        cos i can see me self in there

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          • minibrits
            Newbie
            • Dec 2008
            • 2
            #33
            man: do you like fruit?
            woman: yes why?
            Man: suck on my c**k, its a peach!!!

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              • minibrits
                Newbie
                • Dec 2008
                • 2
                #34
                man: shall we talk about the weather.
                woman:what you mean, the weather??
                Man: weather or not you gonna suck my c**k tonite

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                  • moto
                    Newbie
                    • Dec 2008
                    • 1
                    #35
                    Excuse me luv, have you just farted?............Cos you have just blew me away!

                    If I was your dad i'd still be bathing you!

                    Do you want a drink, or should i just give you the money?!?

                    Deal or no deal?

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                      • ootmaroad
                        Member
                        • Nov 2008
                        • 61
                        #36
                        As Long As My Face Exists..... You Will Never Be Stuck For A Seat..









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                        There are 3 types of people in this world...
                        those who can count, and those who can't

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                          • .: JaCkPoT :.
                            Retired Sat TV Addict
                            • Aug 2008
                            • 5607
                            #37
                            You dirty barstewards..... There are kids around

                            Read the Rules here; they apply to Everyone.

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                              • .: JaCkPoT :.
                                Retired Sat TV Addict
                                • Aug 2008
                                • 5607
                                #38
                                Man, have you got a tripod?
                                Lady, most certainly but why do we need it?
                                Man, well i have a canon and its a bit big and too heavy to hold up so il need it to have a few steady shots.
                                Lady, well i cant remember where i left it.. We will have to have a few wonky shots and hopefully you can make them steadier as we go on...
                                Man, so what are we waiting for lets start shooting...

                                Read the Rules here; they apply to Everyone.

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                                In the good old days, I had
                                DM800s HD
                                Openbox S10
                                TM500
                                DM500s
                                90cm FortecStar dish
                                Maxx 110cm Dish
                                Technomate 2300 Motors

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                                  • gmb45
                                    #39
                                    hey babes i can lick my eyebrows

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                                      • gmb45
                                        #40
                                        do u like chicken ? suck this its fowl

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                                          • gmb45
                                            #41
                                            are u as good as all the lads say u r

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                                              • valentino
                                                Newbie
                                                • Mar 2009
                                                • 4
                                                #42
                                                chicken

                                                Man: Do you know the difference between a chicken leg and a man's c**k?
                                                Woman: No
                                                Man: Do you want to come to a barbecue?

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                                                  • Bulld0g
                                                    V.I.P. Member
                                                    • Apr 2008
                                                    • 7158
                                                    #43
                                                    Originally posted by gmb45
                                                    do you like chicken ? suck this its fowl
                                                    Only just seen this thread and nearly spit me tea over the keyboard when i read that.

                                                    THE TRUTH
                                                    The Hillsborough Independent Panel. 12/09/12
                                                    Today's report is black and white.The Liverpool fans were not the cause of the disaster.
                                                    The panel has quite simply found 'no evidence' in support of allegations of 'exceptional levels of drunkenness, ticketlessness or violence among Liverpool fans' and 'no evidence that fans had conspired to arrive late at the stadium' and 'no evidence that they stole from the dead and dying'.

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                                                      • gmb45
                                                        #44
                                                        Originally posted by Bulld0g
                                                        Only just seen this thread and nearly spit me tea over the keyboard when i read that.
                                                        it gets a laugh if nowt else m8

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                                                          • andy4
                                                            V.I.P. Member
                                                            • Apr 2008
                                                            • 1125
                                                            #45
                                                            my m8 had a cracker of a chat up line
                                                            wots your fav LP
                                                            he's still single
                                                            WIGAN ATH the BLUE BRAZILIANS
                                                            DWSTADIUM the theatre of SCREAMS


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