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  • Krypton
    DK Veteran
    • Jan 2009
    • 694

    #46
    "dont scream! stay quiet!!!"
    Khan, you bloodsucker! You're going to have to do your own dirty work now, do you hear me? Do you?

    Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill
    There is no "Ctrl" button on Chuck Norris' PC: Chuck Norris Is always in control
    Evolution is a myth. There are only the animals Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
    Chuck Norris does not sleep: He waits

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    • andy4
      V.I.P. Member
      • Apr 2008
      • 1125

      #47
      you no how to woo them women kry
      WIGAN ATH the BLUE BRAZILIANS
      DWSTADIUM the theatre of SCREAMS


      <<<<--------if i've been helpful hit the Thanks button

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      • Krypton
        DK Veteran
        • Jan 2009
        • 694

        #48
        well its that or buying drinks all night
        Khan, you bloodsucker! You're going to have to do your own dirty work now, do you hear me? Do you?

        Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill
        There is no "Ctrl" button on Chuck Norris' PC: Chuck Norris Is always in control
        Evolution is a myth. There are only the animals Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
        Chuck Norris does not sleep: He waits

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        • zaphodbb
          DK Daddy PT
          • Jan 2009
          • 1083

          #49
          i was gonna fcuk your brains out love but i see someone has beaten me to it

          remember my names zap you will be screaming it later

          hi love im looking for a volunteer and a condom

          ok love your face or mine

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          • gmb45

            #50
            how do u like your eggs in the morning scrambled or fertilized ?

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            • jasbo7
              V.I.P. Member
              • Nov 2008
              • 1432

              #51
              i was gonna fcuk your brains out love but i see someone has beaten me to it


              this was funny m8,

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              • gmb45

                #52
                if u where a ice cream ide lick u all night.

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                • gmb45

                  #53
                  hey darling do u like chicken ? yes, do u mind if i stuff u then.

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                  • stuckylad
                    DK Veteran
                    • Jun 2008
                    • 991

                    #54
                    ye dont sweat much fur a big fat ugly bint(smoooooth eh?)
                    sigpic

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                    • gmb45

                      #55
                      hello darling did u know there r 256 bones in your body, how would u like another.

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                      • bazzw6
                        Member
                        • Feb 2009
                        • 81

                        #56
                        i may have a small co*k but wield it like a warrier with a titanium sword

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                        • gazz2578
                          Newbie
                          • Mar 2009
                          • 1

                          #57
                          i like it

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                          • tomc1980
                            Newbie
                            • Mar 2009
                            • 1

                            #58
                            they never work, just buy them plenty of booze

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                            • rob6007
                              Top Poster
                              • Apr 2008
                              • 152

                              #59
                              you fancy a game windows .

                              you bend over and i hang out of you

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                              • rob6007
                                Top Poster
                                • Apr 2008
                                • 152

                                #60
                                i would hang out you like a hot shite .

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