UK Census forms 2011 - hmm, what shall i be this time...

[caveman_nige]

Its that time again. UK Census forms started arriving through the doors today.. Last time word spread after a group in Brighton wanted to get Jedi listed as an official religion, and they did. I think it takes 10,000 people to declare this on their forms for it to become officially recognised... I seem to remember i put it on my form last time..

Does anybody have any good ideas for this census, maybe another new religion or just boost the established Jedi stats... Maybe a new ethnic group or some amusing previous jobs like human cannonball, crash test dummy or fluffer.

lets hear you ideas then...









Disclamer: this is not an endorsement from this member or this forum to insight the completion of a form in any manner other than is truthfull, it is merely to discuss amusing tales and ideas we hear elsewhere in this nanny state.

[bowie]

got to be "sith" then has'nt it

[Meat-Head]

Last time word spread after a group in Brighton wanted to get Jedi listed as an official religion, and they did. I think it takes 10,000 people to declare this on their forms for it to become officially recognised...

Really can't be bothered to un-zip the one that downloaded today.

What name do we put on the form, DK user name, user name of our 'secret' ebay account, what?

Where it says address, could admin inform us of the IP address of the
DK Server please?

[patkins]

How about-The Church of Nige of The Fed Up Form Fillers.

[RedSpider]

where it says MR/MRS/OTHER, select other and write in PROFESSOR.
List TIME-TRAVELLER as your occupation.
Fill in your normal address apart from the town/city. replace your town name with that of MERTHYR TYDFIL
for all other answers...
1. write words backwards
or
2. spell words outrageously incorrectly
or
3. write your answers using symbols from the greek/russian alphabet

[Snowy79]

How's about filling it in with correct answers than we'll know a bit more about what the Countries need and where we stand. We're paying for the census so we may as well get something out of it. We'd soon complain if we paid for a house survey or vehicle inspection and the form came back filled in by a 5 year old. I know it's boring and some paranoid people think big brother is after them but a lot of it is to give the Government an idea where to spend our money (Apart from on their pensions and arms deals). Sorry for spoiling the party.

[cgscott]

How's about filling it in with correct answers than we'll know a bit more about what the Countries need and where we stand. We're paying for the census so we may as well get something out of it. We'd soon complain if we paid for a house survey or vehicle inspection and the form came back filled in by a 5 year old. I know it's boring and some paranoid people think big brother is after them but a lot of it is to give the Government an idea where to spend our money (Apart from on their pensions and arms deals). Sorry for spoiling the party.

Thanks for that Mr Cameron.

The idea of the new census being rolled every 10 years i rediculous. Keep it back to the good old 100 years. That way i'll be 6 ft under and my Kids/Grandkids can find out what they need to know without someone else poking theyre nose into my business.

Why dont we start a newfound DK religion and every member on here willing to can stick that on the form?

[Shady]

crap! already done mine and sent it back i like the incorrectly spelled words idea, as well as dk religion.
unfortunately wouldnt anything else (false names/towns etc) be classed as fraud?

[bowie]

but i live in merthyr, i,m dyslectic and i'm half greek/russian

[Meat-Head]

, i,m dyslectic

You need the National Dyslexia Association - or DNA for short.

[cgscott]

I'll agree to fill it in properly. If my info is visible every 10 years then i think pedo's and rapists should have to fill in a yearly census.

Wonder what the goverment would say to that?

If they are protected then so should i be whilst im living

[ray156]

paedo census

I'll agree to fill it in properly. If my info is visible every 10 years then i think pedo's and rapists should have to fill in a yearly census.

Wonder what the goverment would say to that?

If they are protected then so should i be whilst im living

well i am with you 100% on that one.for more reason than you can comprehend.

[Canker_Canison]

Mmmmm, Sith Lord.... Sounds like fun.

I was going to use a bingo dabber for the multiple choice sections.

Use txt talk/speak 4 t rst ov t buk

Not to be filled in till the 27th March I think..... So I fill it in & send it back early with "I dnt knw i waz 2 mashed ned mor brown jonezin bad"
That should give an accurate portrayal of british education & culture

I've not read through it enough to get a good idea of what I'll be putting in. Might get back to this later

[mikiemo]

I 'm abstaining!

[oly2009]

got mine in the post today to