UK Census forms 2011 - hmm, what shall i be this time...

[chroma]

Saw the woman doing the rounds today whilst washing my car, ran inside and got "prepped" for her arrival.

Opened a tin of veg soup, got into a novelty posing pouch and slapped on a white teeshirt then rubbed veg soup down the front and popped a mint to induce the drool.

Answered the door crosseyed drooling down myself looking full retard and kept groaning and screaming when she asked me questions in between scratching my balls, inducing a facial tick and screaming HEAAAAW!
Told her im "undelitterate carnt reed gud and skuul never showed me rite good."

She started freaking, before asking if anyone else was in, i started screaming "im a big boy now," and "i donted need adults no more." she was totaly disturbed by the point i started crying and saying "so aloneley you be my friend?"

All in all i had a total blast!

[thered]

That family costs us more than the majority of illegal immigrants. Vermin the lot of them.

not a royalist but that lot make this country more money than it costs to keep em its one of the biggest draws in the country if not the biggest for tourists in london

[popssad]

I don't think the government has heard of Births Marriages & Deaths I remember it as the local registry office .
Maybe they don't know how to get the info from them.

[Meat-Head]

Cool Mummy did mine for me - downside was not allould to put "Jedi" as religion, nor was allould to use the "Meat-Head-Motors" name or address

[sakiblateef]

I haven't even looked at my form and I'm not going to either.
These forms are an invasion of your privacy.

[tshirtman]

I haven't even looked at my form and I'm not going to either.
These forms are an invasion of your privacy.

how do you know it's an invasion of your privacy, if you haven't even looked at it.

I do know, if you don't fill it in, it will be an invasion of your wallet, with a ?1000 fine, plus costs.

[everybod44]

my friend had a vist from the census police, there realy on to people this time around.

[Canker_Canison]

With over 7 million people not returning them this time round is it any wonder they're having to start chasing early.

Got my reminder the other day. Won't be answering the door to any ~~~~er I don't know.

[Evastar]

was supposed to fill mine out yesterday (irish census) and forgot, they called to the door to collect it this evening. she said she'll come back tomorrow evening

[tshirtman]

there are now 29.000 non compliance officers employed to chase people who haven't filled them in, they will have similar powers to that of TV licence officers,

and, out of interest, it's not a bad paid job ?14.55 p/h

https://censusjobs.co.uk/fe/tpl_census01.asp?newms=info45

[Grizz]

Hope this guy isnt one of your non compliance officers,
(3rd Google image of "CACI Employeess")

[cablefreejunkie]

just had two women at the door with clipboards about ten minutes before writing this post,didnt look like BAC so im assuming they were census folk,couldnt be arsed to answer the door so will have to wait for my rant to them on another day,

[Grizz]

i had mine twice today, ignored the first time, got caught the second so told her i was elsewhere on the night. what i really wanted to do was this but i thought it was over the top


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[patkins]

I reluctantly filled ours in Sunday night. What a scrawl,should keep the Enigma code breakers busy for a while.

[Evastar]

i forgot about it again today, she called again this evening and i filled it out, told her to come back in an hour, so she did and its gone