Why As My Dog Started Diggin Up Cat Turds And Eatin Em?

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  • Mr Pumpy
    DK Veteran
    • Jan 2009
    • 1467
    #1

    Why As My Dog Started Diggin Up Cat Turds And Eatin Em?

    That's right, you read right.
    Our next door neighbours 3 legged cat sh*ts in our garden and now our dog (aged 13) has suddenly decided they are quite tasty little morsels, and she's started diggin em up and gobblin em down.

    Now it wouldnt normally bother me but she's diggin up the flowers too.
    What IS the anwser???
    Ive come up with a few plans....

    1. Put up with it and let her eat em.
    2. Every time she does beat the livin daylights out of her.
    3. Secretly murder the cat.
    4. Force her to eat loads and loads of cat sh*t at once so as to put her off it forever.
    5. Concrete the garden.

    Any advice most welcome.
    I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I do not know the answer.
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    • Shady
      Shite Link King
      • Dec 2010
      • 6404
      #2
      pumpy

      where the ~~~~ have you been?
      btw, think the dog will be eating them to get rid of the scent in its territory..it prob pi55es/shites there after its ate them yeah?
      oh and option 3... definately.....for FUN
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      1: What the fff is all that about??? All that crap below your reply I mean, get a life mate
      2: no info on google abt the pace sv5 rang asda they have no idea what i was talking about,
      3: Your total contribution to this forum, bordering on trolling, seems to have been a collection of snipes, one liners & asterisked expletives

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        • Mr Pumpy
          DK Veteran
          • Jan 2009
          • 1467
          #3
          Originally posted by shadyback
          btw, think the dog will be eating them to get rid of the scent in its territory..it prob pi55es/shites there after its ate them
          No there's nowt like that. Ive seen her do it a few times, she has a good sniff, no doubt locating the said turds. Then she just digs em up, eats em, licks her lips and buggers off in her kennel.
          I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I do not know the answer.

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            • Shady
              Shite Link King
              • Dec 2010
              • 6404
              #4
              oh ok... i still say option 3 tho...
              Fave replies from various threads

              1: What the fff is all that about??? All that crap below your reply I mean, get a life mate
              2: no info on google abt the pace sv5 rang asda they have no idea what i was talking about,
              3: Your total contribution to this forum, bordering on trolling, seems to have been a collection of snipes, one liners & asterisked expletives

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                • wetdog
                  DK Veteran
                  • Apr 2011
                  • 989
                  #5
                  have you fed the dog?

                  mick.

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                    • RedSpider
                      DK Veteran
                      • Feb 2009
                      • 2448
                      #6
                      Pumpy !!!!

                      Secretly??!?!

                      secretly murder the cat? do it and boast, pumpy my boy
                      Syntax Error : Integer Out Of Range



                      Hooray For Tits & Fannies

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                        • racin-snake
                          V.I.P. Member
                          • Jun 2009
                          • 2285
                          #7
                          here ya go Pumpy
                          My Dog Eats Poop!* Help!

                          How to keep your dog from eating cat feces? - Yahoo! Answers

                          but it looks like yer ~~~~ed as to stopping that by the looks of things
                          apparently dogs see cat crap as food

                          just let it chase and catch the turd vending machine ?

                          cant be that hard its only got 3 legs ffs

                          good luck Pumpy
                          Today is the Tomorrow you worried about yesterday ......Was it worth it ?

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                            • reddevil157
                              DK Veteran
                              • Jan 2010
                              • 1427
                              #8
                              Stop the ~~~~er cat pissin and shitting in your garden, here
                              sigpic

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                                • jcgrumbles
                                  DK Veteran
                                  • Nov 2010
                                  • 944
                                  #9
                                  Think about your dog licking your face just before you pull the trigger..

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                                    • waken
                                      DK Veteran
                                      • Jul 2011
                                      • 341
                                      #10
                                      Just a suggestion. Place large cat litter tray at bottom of your garden. Let dog feed from tray, stops dog digging ~~~~in big holes in garden.

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                                        • Miklo
                                          V.I.P. Member
                                          • Mar 2011
                                          • 583
                                          #11
                                          The dog food must taste worse!


                                          x 5

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                                            • Snowy79
                                              DK Veteran
                                              • Jan 2011
                                              • 1347
                                              #12
                                              Have you tried feeding your dog?

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                                                • chalky 4
                                                  DK Veteran
                                                  • Dec 2008
                                                  • 288
                                                  #13
                                                  Welcome back Mr Pumpy . Shoot the tripod cat ! [With water pistol].

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                                                    • maca
                                                      Mr. DK DJ
                                                      • Feb 2009
                                                      • 6310
                                                      #14
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                                                        • dingledangle
                                                          DK Veteran
                                                          • Sep 2010
                                                          • 528
                                                          #15
                                                          try force feeding the cat some of your dogshit

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