Why As My Dog Started Diggin Up Cat Turds And Eatin Em?

[lagerland]

Try the old nip on the earhole i had 2 dogs and it worked for a number of different things..................

[thered]

That's right, you read right.
Our next door neighbours 3 legged cat sh*ts in our garden and now our dog (aged 13) has suddenly decided they are quite tasty little morsels, and she's started diggin em up and gobblin em down.

Now it wouldnt normally bother me but she's diggin up the flowers too.
What IS the anwser???
Ive come up with a few plans....

1. Put up with it and let her eat em.
2. Every time she does beat the livin daylights out of her.
3. Secretly murder the cat.
4. Force her to eat loads and loads of cat sh*t at once so as to put her off it forever.
5. Concrete the garden.

Any advice most welcome.

~~~~in hell pumpy is not dead


i went to every funeral in yorkshyyrrrr wondering if it was you since 2009


did you go out for a loaf and end up touring the baltic with def leopard as a spare arm?

[Mr Pumpy]

~~~~in hell pumpy is not dead


i went to every funeral in yorkshyyrrrr wondering if it was you since 2009


did you go out for a loaf and end up touring the baltic with def leopard as a spare arm?

Mrs Pumpy's had me sat on the naughty step for 12 months.

[Mr Pumpy]

Thanks for the replies.
Now then, according to racin-snakes link basically me dogs eatin em because theyre actually very very tasty. Which I can well believe because she's like a pig snufflin for truffles when she's searching for em.
That cats been taunting us for years though, its had more slippers chucked at it in the past, ive hit it plenty of times, with it only havin 3 legs it can't get out of the way.

I'm sure ive read somewhere that if you put lion or tiger sh*t in your garden then it keeps cats out????

[racin-snake]

yea mate get yerself up the zoo get some lion or tiger shit

i don't know if that's an urban myth but ~~~~ it even if it don't work
your dog might appreciate the feast you brought ?

best of luck mate
also try a muzzle ?

cant do much jobbie munchin with a muzzle on i suppose ?(and before its said this is not from personal experience)

[RedSpider]

yea mate get yerself up the zoo get some lion or tiger shit

i don't know if that's an urban myth but ~~~~ it even if it don't work
your dog might appreciate the feast you brought ?

best of luck mate
also try a muzzle ?

cant do much jobbie munchin with a muzzle on i suppose ?(and before its said this is not from personal experience)

what if the dog gets hold of a straw and sucks the poo up?

[Mr Pumpy]

Fek, I never thought of that.... Im alright fillin the garden with lion turds, the dog'll weigh 20 stone in a couple of weeks.

[racin-snake]

@ redspider if it goes to the length of gettin a straw ...well ~~~~ it deserves a big turd for that

be a crackin youtube link for GMB to post too ?

win win win situation
maybe a new catchphrase too

"all because the doggy love cats shit "

[Wolfpack]

It's not going to hurt the dog. Thats what dogs do. I think a cat doesn't digest all the food it eats that is why the dog eats it. I'm sure if you took a dump in the yard your dog wouldn't eat it. Pigs eat there own sh*t too but know one thinks twice when they are having pork chops. I think spraying pepperment spray in your garden would get rid of the cat. Good luck but don't hurt the cat he is doing no harm.

[maca]

shoot another leg off the cat problem solved

[Canker_Canison]

A pump action air rifle with the pellet inserted backwards fired at the cats stromach will stop it.

Did this years ago. Pumped 3 out of 10 times, so it was more like a powerful BB gun, pellet loaded the wrong way round & aimed at the lower stomach area.

It jumped 5ft vertically before hitting warp speed & jumping the fence. Didn't come back for a very long time.

My dad removes the safety on his compressed air nail gun, loads a full clip of nails & lets rip with a frightening RPM. Usually when the cat's within 3 meters. Again, it's not to cause injury...just scare the shit out of it.

[Mr Pumpy]

I'm sure if you took a dump in the yard your dog wouldn't eat it.

Yeah that's true, tried it last week.

[Captin]

Try feeding the dog with cat food, at least it will taste better before it's been dumped, may stop the dog wanting it second hand.

[royboyz]

Surprised your next door neighbour hasnt started charging for these delicacies

[Mr Pumpy]

Surprised your next door neighbour hasnt started charging for these delicacies

Think im gonna start lowering our dog over and letting it dump in her garden.

Do yer know I hate that cat with a vengeance, it craps everywhere except inits own damn garden.