Famous sayings

[mtv1]

Churchill to Gebus all famous Quotes in here

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[nara]

[Shady]

'stop being a *****'
neville chamberlain to adolf hitler 1938

[johnboy1974]

Dont save your money you cant take it with you when you die- Theres no pockets in a shroud.

[flyingpig]

Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired, signifies in the final sense a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed.

Eisenhower..

[bobwill]

A few Winston Churchill Quotes



Winston Churchill was not just a great politician, he was also a great orator. Though he is now dead, his legacy lives on in the many humorous and insightful quotes he left behind. Here is a selection of just 25.

1. We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give.
2. There is no such thing as a good tax.
3. Some see private enterprise as a predatory target to be shot, others as a cow to be milked, but few are those who see it as a sturdy horse pulling the wagon.
4. The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of miseries.
5. We contend that for a nation to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle.

6. An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile?hoping it will eat him last.
7. The problems of victory are more agreeable than the problems of defeat, but they are no less difficult.
8. From now on, ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which I shall not put.
9. A fanatic is one who can?t change his mind and won?t change the subject.
10. Nancy Astor: ?Sir, if you were my husband, I would give you poison.?
Churchill: ?If I were your husband I would take it

11. A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
12. Once in a while you will stumble upon the truth but most of us manage to pick ourselves up and hurry along as if nothing had happened.

13. If you are going to go through hell, keep going.
14. It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations.
15. You have enemies? Good. That means you?ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.


16. If you have ten thousand regulations, you destroy all respect for the law.
17. You can always count on Americans to do the right thing?after they?ve tried everything else.
18. History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.
19. The farther backward you can look, the farther forward you are likely to see.
20. I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter.

21. The truth is incontrovertible, malice may attack it, ignorance may deride it, but in the end; there it is.
22. A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty.
23. To improve is to change; to be perfect is to change often.
24. Politics is the ability to foretell what is going to happen tomorrow, next week, next month and next year. And to have the ability afterwards to explain why it didn?t happen.
25. Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy.

[bowie]

Who's the more foolish, the fool, or the fool who follows him?

[gaz306]

Go ~~~~ yersel .......................Famous scottish quote

[stuckylad]

there's a difference between scratchin yer arse and tearing it to bits.
this one goes to eleven

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[waken]

If you see an onion ring - answer it

If the Lord had meant us to fly, He would have given us aluminum skin.

If everything is coming your way, you?re in the wrong lane

She's so ugly, she's got little bruises all over from people touchin' her with ten-foot poles

[maca]

Don't use the rules there only there for the fools
and your a fool if you dont know that
so use the rules you stupid fool...

[Lyrrad]

Churchill

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.

Groucho Marx

I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.

I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.

[patkins]

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"Duirt me leat go raibh me breoite"
"I told you I was ill" - Spike Milligan. R.I.P