Famous sayings

[lagerland]

How thoroughly bloody marvellous and jolly decent of you......................

Tim nice but dim.................

[joetwizzy]

The jealous God of the Old Testament is surely one of the nastiest, most truly evil characters in all fiction - Richard Dawkins

"Only to things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe." - Albert Einstein

Evolution does not require the nonexistance of God, it merely allows for it. That alone is enough to evoke condemnation from those who fear the nonexistance of God more than they fear God Himself. - Keith Doyle

[joetwizzy]

RUGBY LEAGUE v UNION QUOTES:

On the biggest change after returning to the Union code: "It's the first time I've been cold for seven years. I was never cold playing rugby league."- Jonathan Davis

"And as to TFF's reprise of why on earth rugby league has scrums, a reader called Biddle maintains it is "for the same reason men have nipples - presumably they either served a purpose way back in the mists of time [when Adam played halfback for Molong], or they are destined to serve one sometime in the future". And other readers insisted it was for the same reason that rugby union has a try line - just because!" From an article by that old bastard that writes for the Sydney Morning Herald, Peter Fitzsimons.

"There is no question the thing I marvel at is the aggressiveness with which they play without pads. You have to understand, I grew up watching and playing with pads. It's part of your psyche. It's hard to imagine the game without them," Lloyd Carr, University of Michigan gridiron coach gives his opinion on Rugby League after being invited into the South Sydney club by owner Russell Crowe.

"Eight tries, eight conversions, one drop goal. No penalties landed; not a single one even attempted. What a relief to have a game of rugby uncluttered with pots at goal." A Rugby Union writer for the Observer in the UK give his thoughts on the 2005 Challenge Cup Final in which Hull FC beat leads 25 points to 24 !!!!!!

"I'm 49, I've had a brain haemorrhage and a triple bypass and I could still go out and play a reasonable game of rugby union. But I wouldn't last 30 seconds in rugby league." Graham Lowe back in 1995

"I don't consider myself a celebrity," he said. "And I've got a great family that makes sure it stays that way. It doesn't matter if I'm playing union for Australia, they still reckon I'm not good enough to play reserve grade in rugby league." Australian rugby union "sensation" Matt Giteau knows his place in the world.

In 1823, William Webb Ellis, picked up a ball and ran - somebody should really tell Rugby Union.

[waken]

Manager Quotes

'I was a young lad when I was growing up.' - David O'Leary

'Home advantage gives you an advantage.' - Bobby Robson

'The philosophy of a lot of European teams, even in home matches, is not to give a goal away.' - Alex Ferguson

'The first 90 minutes are the most important.' - Bobby Robson

'As I've said before and I've said it in the past...' - Kenny Dalglish

'We keep kicking ourselves in the foot.' - Ray Wilkins

'Of the nine red cards this season we probably deserved half of them.'
- Arsene Wenger

'If you can't stand the heat in the dressing room, get out of the kitchen.'
- Terry Venables

[Liteace]

f**k you and f**k the horse you rode in on

Changeling (2008) American period thriller directed by Clint Eastwood and written by J. Michael Straczynski

[leotheloin]

What's up doc

Bugs Bunny

[maca]

Who's round is it..
bulld0g..

[Bulld0g]

Did you hear that bang ?................. The Mayor of Hiroshima

[RedSpider]

i had a bag. has anyone seen my bag?

[maca]

it was an accident.....fred west

[RedSpider]

Get lost, you're not the boss of me!

Adolf Hitler, after having been informed that he was in violation of the Treaty of Versailles

[maca]

ok ok we give up.......italy

[RedSpider]

aaaarrgghhh..... nazi's!!!!

France

[maca]

shit they were brit soldiers.....america

[sombel]

well
done