Cyclist near miss!

[Meat-Head]

iv hit 2 mopeds and 2 cyclists so far, dont you just love the look on their faces

eyes r hurting, had them lasered, cant see a fcuking thing

That figures -

OFF TOPIC:-

Thats spooky where that quote from Z came from offical 2nd anniverary of M-H-M tomorrow!

[cactikid]

encore encore

[z786]

That figures -

OFF TOPIC:-

Thats spooky where that quote from Z came from offical 2nd anniverary of M-H-M tomorrow!

hint hint

[pantomime horse]

this is why I don't really want to learn how to drive, you don't know what the other drivers are thinking/ going to do.

Good on you for realising what he was doing before things could've gotten nasty.

safest just to assume every other driver is a complete moron
and take it from there

[spaglemon]

i've hit 3 what i call jedi knights , you know the pedestrians that just stroll out into your path that think if they take there time to cross the road but stare at you all the time you'll brake for them

guess what i'm immune to you're mind trickery and if you're dumb enough to cross the road in front of me whilst looking at me and deliberately taking your time to cross , it may not end well for you

1 wrist wiped out
1 ankle taken out
1 jedi bounced off my bonnet

[Johnner]

You've got your name wrong: Should be Mangle Man !!

[Canker_Canison]

i've hit 3 what i call jedi knights , you know the pedestrians that just stroll out into your path that think if they take there time to cross the road but stare at you all the time you'll brake for them

guess what i'm immune to you're mind trickery and if you're dumb enough to cross the road in front of me whilst looking at me and deliberately taking your time to cross , it may not end well for you

1 wrist wiped out
1 ankle taken out
1 jedi bounced off my bonnet

Only bounced one person off my bonnet, but he asked me to. Stood infront of my car like a hard man & said I wouldn't dare hit him.
I won

One of my fav sports is 'panic the businessman'. These are the suited knob jockys that look, see you coming, but still cross the road with the self assured 'you have to give way to me' attitude.

WRONG

I'm in an auto, so it's hit the sports mode & boot it.

They look with disbelief, then carry on.

I aim for the curb they are crossing to, speeding up all the time.

They look again & panic starts to show in their eyes.

I give a sadistic grin. Still gunning it for the curb.

Their nerves break & they run to the safety of the path before I can get there. Sometimes it's very close

[Meat-Head]

They look with disbelief, then carry on.

I aim for the curb they are crossing to, speeding up all the time.
I give a sadistic grin. Still gunning it for the curb.

Their nerves break & they run to the safety of the path before I can get there. Sometimes it's very close

do you ever drive passenger trains here in meat-city?

[Canker_Canison]

do you ever drive passenger trains here in meat-city?

Not been allowed to drive one of them.... during the daytime