If you had one week left to live......

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  • Canker_Canison
    V.I.P. Member
    • May 2010
    • 3904

    #16
    Originally posted by shadyback
    rape and pillage..

    NEXT

    We should arrange to meet up when that killer asteroid is announced.
    It's much more fun when you have an accomplice

    Might have to track down Chelseabun, looks like a week of ass punishment is right up her .....
    But we might have to track down Gerard Butler for her.
    Canker

    "Animal, vegetable or mineral... I'll do anything, to anything, with anything"
    - The Baby Eating Bishop of Bath & Wells
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    • Shady
      Shite Link King
      • Dec 2010
      • 6404

      #17
      now THAT is blue sky thinking canker... and dont forget jordigirl
      Fave replies from various threads

      1: What the fff is all that about??? All that crap below your reply I mean, get a life mate
      2: no info on google abt the pace sv5 rang asda they have no idea what i was talking about,
      3: Your total contribution to this forum, bordering on trolling, seems to have been a collection of snipes, one liners & asterisked expletives





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      • lagerland
        V.I.P. Member
        • Sep 2010
        • 6031

        #18
        Originally posted by nightmare59
        a drug fuelled week so when i went i would no ~~~~ all about it



        ray
        Still not over the 60s then yet man.............
        I know you believe you understand what you think i said



        >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BUT <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
        I am not sure you realise that what you heard is not what i meant ! sigpic

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        • Lainie
          V.I.P. Member
          • Mar 2008
          • 3062

          #19
          arrange for ally to be kidnapped and be my sex slave
          sigpic

          Its nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice

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          • ChelseaBun
            DK Veteran
            • Aug 2011
            • 832

            #20
            Originally posted by Canker_Canison
            Might have to track down Chelseabun, looks like a week of ass punishment is right up her .....
            But we might have to track down Gerard Butler for her.
            Gerard Butler can do whatever the hell he likes with/to me

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            • RedSpider
              DK Veteran
              • Feb 2009
              • 2448

              #21
              a good w*nk and, perhaps, put some shelves up
              Syntax Error : Integer Out Of Range



              Hooray For Tits & Fannies

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              • ecufix
                DK Veteran
                • Feb 2010
                • 2214

                #22
                I would sit on a street corner with a sign telling all that the end is nigh
                Do what you can with what you have .

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                • Meat-Head
                  V.I.P. Member
                  • Oct 2009
                  • 32000

                  #23
                  write the will, not got round to doing, leaving all my skankings and money to DK.

                  sigpicWas Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid

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                  • patkins
                    V.I.P. Member
                    • Oct 2009
                    • 3662

                    #24
                    I would tell the missus what I really think of her.
                    I'd get a big loan from several banks.
                    And get a new car on the never never.
                    I'd ask my magpie thieving brother in law to return all of my tools.
                    I'd take a dump outside Government buildings.
                    And I'd boil an egg.

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                    • true grit
                      DK Veteran
                      • Jan 2011
                      • 442

                      #25
                      put me notice in at work.

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                      • cgscott
                        V.I.P. Member
                        • Jul 2008
                        • 3513

                        #26
                        I would tell everyone what i really thought about them then fly to Thailand and hire myself a few chicks till the end.
                        sigpic


                        Patience is a virtue.

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                        • Xram
                          DK Veteran
                          • Nov 2009
                          • 580

                          #27
                          Originally posted by true grit
                          put me notice in at work.

                          ~~~~ that I need to work 2 weeks id just go on the sick ~~~~ them they can sack me if they want the old credit card would get hammered the limit and beyond remortgage the house and party hard.

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                          • Kalipo
                            DK Veteran
                            • Mar 2008
                            • 1687

                            #28
                            I'd go on a killing spree.. kill all the fockers who have looked at me slightly incorrectly..
                            ich bin stolz ein deutscher zu sein.

                            Meathead Lufter Verein - iScheitern

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                            • super jumbe
                              V.I.P. Member
                              • Dec 2008
                              • 11610

                              #29
                              Do not disturb?????..

                              Spend my entire two weeks in the brothels/stoned!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                              Tools owned: Hammer, Chisel, Crowbar, Punch, Chainsaw, Cutter and Brain!!!

                              Did you know People will question all the good things they hear about you but believe all the bad without a second thought.

                              Note:
                              All information given is to be used for educational purposes only and should not be taken seriously.

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                              • Shady
                                Shite Link King
                                • Dec 2010
                                • 6404

                                #30
                                have to pay for it jumbe?

                                Fave replies from various threads

                                1: What the fff is all that about??? All that crap below your reply I mean, get a life mate
                                2: no info on google abt the pace sv5 rang asda they have no idea what i was talking about,
                                3: Your total contribution to this forum, bordering on trolling, seems to have been a collection of snipes, one liners & asterisked expletives





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