If you had one week left to live......

[super jumbe]

Two weeks on credit!!!!!!!!!!

[jcgrumbles]

I would beat the shit out of some of the tossers i have to work with , then i would have a massive bender with everyone i hold dear,and then beat some more shit out of some of the tossers i have to work with...

[andy91]

Would fly to America and jump on Augusta National Golf Course thats The Masters and hack my way round but try and break 100

Andy.

[Meat-Head]

I would beat the shit out of some of the tossers i have to work with , then i would have a massive bender with everyone i hold dear,and then beat some more shit out of some of the tossers i have to work with...

Just going to have to say it, looking at your avatair do you work in a morgue?

[jcgrumbles]

Just going to have to say it, looking at your avatair do you work in a morgue?

no, i work in a school

[Meat-Head]

no, i work in a school

Ah say no more, just something about skool teachers.

OFF TOPIC:-

We had a car refered to us by another garage, cut out, when IT wanted to - school Janitor - spoke to us like it was our fault his car woundt play up!

[Stuart 0366]

Am with JC...would kick the crap out of the local neds just to show them I could and that I ain't a wimp with a mouth...oh my god did I just admit to being law abiding????

[Canker_Canison]

I'd ask my magpie thieving brother in law to return all of my tools.

He's not called Carl is he?
If he is, check to make sure he hasn't wired an electrical socket into the lighting ringmain.
Cut a 5ft section of the lower lighting ringmain out because he couldn't understand why he had two live wires.
Didn't connect the earth strap on the electric shower.
Sh!t, this could go on forever.

put me notice in at work.

Are you seriously telling me someone from 'artlepool actually works?!!

Only messin'. The girlfriend's from hartlepool & she works.

I'd go on a killing spree.. kill all the fockers who have looked at me slightly incorrectly..

I'm sure Shady wouldn't mind you joining in with our rape & pillage. Just don't kill them before you rape them, dead sheep are no fun.

[Baldy Bob]

2 large donner Kebabs for breakfast, vindaloo for dinner, phal for tea, then 12 cans of Tyskie for supper with 2 Dominoe pizzas.

That should see me off in about 6 days, so natural causes would be on the death cert.

[AvechuchoAxel]

O.M.G !!!

After reading all of your posts.....the only think that came to my mind is .....ALL OF YOU ARE A POTENTIAL CRIMINALS READY TO EMERGE !!!! ... just looking for an excuse to go!!
Rapists, beaters, robbers, kidnappers, etc etc....

I know it!!! DK have a very talented forum members!!!! I LOVE IT !!

[Meat-Head]

After reading all of your posts.....the only think that came to my mind is .....ALL OF YOU ARE A POTENTIAL CRIMINALS READY TO EMERGE !!!! ... just looking for an excuse to go!!
Rapists, beaters, robbers, kidnappers, etc etc.... !!

Yeah, tell you what nobody has mentioned on here - unless Justy22 pops in here.

Buy a load of high milage cars, then IN-correct the speedos and sell them on.

A few of them would have to be set to 999999 miles just for fun.

[lagerland]

After reading all of your posts.....the only think that came to my mind is .....ALL OF YOU ARE A POTENTIAL CRIMINALS READY TO EMERGE !!!! ... just looking for an excuse to go!!
Rapists, beaters, robbers, kidnappers, etc etc....

I know it!!! DK have a very talented forum members!!!! I LOVE IT !!

[seram]

for me...just do as usually done and meet all my family, say sorry for mistaken that I made...especially to my parents, wife and children...so we can left in peacefull

[jenggo500]

spend my time to be bomber suicide.....take many people with me go to hell

[lagerland]

spend my time to be bomber suicide.....take many people with me go to hell