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A good few years ago in Liverpool I seen 2 youngs chaps running through the square by ours carrying a black box with dye streaming out of it. Anyways, one of the dropped it and they ran off.
I was cutting the front grass and though should I go over an get it (only to hold until the police got there) - I never, When the police came and took a statement they told me I would of got ?2,000 for getting the box.... ~~~~~~~~KKING NOB!!
Then again - he never seen the size of the fellas running through the square... haha....Comment
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Them diddy men are right little ~~~~ersA good few years ago in Liverpool I seen 2 youngs chaps running through the square by ours carrying a black box with dye streaming out of it. Anyways, one of the dropped it and they ran off.
I was cutting the front grass and though should I go over an get it (only to hold until the police got there) - I never, When the police came and took a statement they told me I would of got ?2,000 for getting the box.... ~~~~~~~~KKING NOB!!
Then again - he never seen the size of the fellas running through the square... haha....
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I occasionally get lucky. About a month ago I found ?30 in tenners, all rolled up, while walking the four legged fiend. Think I know who it belonged to, but I don't like him much.
Used to work in the nightclubs. Found loads of money on the floor, UV lights made it so easy to tell junk from notes.
A lad I worked with while in a nightclub wasn't the brightest of dim wits.
It was christmas time & we had loads of works nights out coming in. Some management would provide a cash fund for drinks which they kept in a pint glass on their main table.
One night ~~~~ wit Gary comes over all happy.... 'That party are cool, they left me a ?150 tip in a pint glass'.
After a swift bitch slap he was ordered to take it back.
Another friend has realised you have to make your own luck.
Apparently there's no shortage of phones, money & drugs that find their way into his possession.
Something to do with unconscious drug dealers at festivals.Canker
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