Humerous Poems

[BobbyX]

One Of Those Days.

I woke up this morning and got out of bed,
incessant banging in my head.
A hole appeared and it bled.
Out popped a man who's name was Fred.
I said "oi! Fred! That's my head!
Are you trying to make me dead?
Now, repair the hole and be on your way."
I could tell this was going to be one of those days.

[BobbyX]

**** It All.

**** the world
and everything on it.
**** everybody.
And **** you!
While I'm alive all that matters is me.
It's me against the world.
I don't need anyone else.
Just me.
Me and my mates.
And my dogs.
And my family.
And that bloke in the pub who I don't really like that much but i'll talk to him.
And that girl that I fancy.
And ooh, did I mention me?




The edited word, as you may have guessed, is the four letter f-word. And I don't mean 'frog'

[BobbyX]

Bob The Blob.

My name's Bob
I ain't no slob.
I've got a job.
I am the blob.
Girls get me
once a month.
Drip, drip, drip
from their ****s. (Front Bums)

[BobbyX]

Ode To Min.

I'm in love with you Min.
I've got you under my skin.
Even though you make me riff
I'll never feel the seven year itch.
Even though you make me scratch
I know that we're the perfect match.
Stay with me for the rest of my life.
Marry me Min, be my wife.
I love you so much, Min the scabie.
Will you please have my baby?

[BobbyX]

Stutterer.

There was a man
who had a stutter.
He ate margerine
instead of b-b-b-butter

[shady77]

ive read them all and they're all good. but this last one is greatness!

[BobbyX]

Four Times Worse.

There was an old man from Peru
who was bored and had nothing to do.
But I'm bored much more
by a factor of four.
Stop moaning old man from Peru.

[mohsen11]

flash DM800 problem

Hi
I want to install BH 0.7 to my DM800.
I can't connect to it with browser or HyperTerminal
After I press power button and plug power cord the LCD display only show "STOP" without it's IP address "192.168.1.3".

[Bulld0g]

Hi
I want to install BH 0.7 to my DM800.
I can't connect to it with browser or HyperTerminal
After I press power button and plug power cord the LCD display only show "STOP" without it's IP address "192.168.1.3".

Its good m8 but nowhere near the class of the above

[shady77]

1: It doesnt rhyme
2: its not humorous.

You need to post in the relevant section mate. and start a new thread for your problem please, don't hijack other peoples

[BobbyX]

I Won't Go.

I now refuse to visit Spar
because the first time it was too damn far
and the last time it was just bizarre.
That's why I won't visit Spar.

I now refuse to visit Martin
because when I do, he's always farting.
I tell him "Don't!" but his cheeks keep parting.
That's why I won't visit Martin.

I now refuse to visit you
because you try to cook me when I do.
I've seen your recipe for stew.
That's why I won't visit you.

[BobbyX]

Ode To Door.

My door, my door
my big lovely door
you're so lovely big
from ceiling to floor.
You keep people out,
you keep people in,
and you do not say "ow"
when I ***** with a pin.
You're made out of wood
and sure do the job
and you are nice.
Love your friend, Bob



The edited word is 'prck'. Clearly not used as a rude word but edited out as such. Come on Mods, Common sense.

[BobbyX]

Hi
I want to install BH 0.7 to my DM800.
I can't connect to it with browser or HyperTerminal
After I press power button and plug power cord the LCD display only show "STOP" without it's IP address "192.168.1.3".

Unacceptable! get out of my thread! You hijacker, you!

[Bulld0g]

Ode To Door.

My door, my door
my big lovely door
you're so lovely big
from ceiling to floor.
You keep people out,
you keep people in,
and you do not say "ow"
when I stab with a pin.
You're made out of wood
and sure do the job
and you are nice.
Love your friend, Bob

Pure genius m8. They just keep getting better and better

[zaphodbb]

mary in the garden
picking up sticks
lifted up her leg
and farted like a man.