Humerous Poems

[amazon]

very funny

[thered]

Ode To Door.

My door, my door
my big lovely door
you're so lovely big
from ceiling to floor.
You keep people out,
you keep people in,
and you do not say "ow"
when I stab with a pin.
You're made out of wood
and sure do the job
and you are nice.
Love your friend, Bob

a true masterclass in poetry by a modern great sadly your worth will not be realized till you are dead

they will then probably name tamworth bobbyx country and make your home into a museum where tourists flock for a glimmer of the door which inspired this masterpiece in literature and they may charge for touristy walks to the spar and martins you have mentioned in other epics

alas my friend you may never see the legacy you left

[Bulld0g]

Cmon Bobby we need some more of your brilliant odes

[BobbyX]

Cmon Bobby we need some more of your brilliant odes

awwww, r u waiting with baited breath? .
have been busy with my next video. my epic superhero film.
have looked into possibility of publishing my poems and stories.
will put a few more on soon to tide you over.

[BobbyX]

Donkey.

Donkey Donkey,
can't get in
at wrong house
and no one's in.

Donkey Donkey,
there's your house.
Now hurry home
to your spouse.

Can't get in without key
Donkey falls onto his knees
wife opens door.
Donkey depressed.
John the horse,
getting dressed

John the horse in a bar.
Donkey outside in his car.
John comes out, Donkey strikes.
John is dead and Donkey likes.

[shady77]

shady likes!

[BobbyX]

Worm.

Vermiform creature
so glad to meet ya
will you feature
in my film?
Vermiform creature
I do deceit ya
I'm gonna eat ya
there's no film.

[shady77]

ive read all of your poems in the past, and yet i re-read them now and like them still i do.

[BobbyX]

ive read all of your poems in the past, and yet i re-read them now and like them still i do.

I amaze even myself when i read through them. i have forgotten most of them. i knew there was a reason i wrote them down.

[shady77]

bobby laureate. that sounds cool.

[BobbyX]

a true masterclass in poetry by a modern great sadly your worth will not be realized till you are dead

they will then probably name tamworth bobbyx country and make your home into a museum where tourists flock for a glimmer of the door which inspired this masterpiece in literature and they may charge for touristy walks to the spar and martins you have mentioned in other epics

alas my friend you may never see the legacy you left

if you would like to take your own tour until the official one is started, the spar i speak of is located at exley shopping centre, belgrave, tamworth, staffs. Martin, however, is fictional. The infamous door is located in back bedroom at number 4 medina, belgrave, tamworth, staffs, b77 2jl.
enjoy.

[shady77]

ooh! do my poem with the horns! do it do it!"!"

[BobbyX]

ooh! do my poem with the horns! do it do it!"!"

Seanjet.

Sean with your horns
pointing up at the sky
your eyes point up too
do you wish you could fly?
If you had some jets attached to your back
and wings sticking out from your side
then you could fly
right up to the sky
to cheers of joy
and some sighs

[BobbyX]

Anti-Earth.

I hate this fcking planet
I want off it, god damn it
It's ruined for me by all the water on it
So Earth's not for me, I don't wan' it.
It's covered in water, it's called the sea
but water has no use for me
I don't drink, I can't swim
I don't wash, I want off.
Earth is not the place for me.
Earth's no place for me to be.
I can't even find a nice thing to say about the land
cos I hate vegetation and I REALLY hate sand.
On this planet, I can't win
it even takes too long to spin.
All day.
ALL. BASTARD. DAY!
So I'm leaving cos I don't enjoy it
but I'll be back one day. Back to destroy it.

[Lanxman]

Forums make you crazy!

There was a young man from alos,
Who joined digtal kaos,
He joined in the fun,
Then picked up a gun,
And proceeded to shoot at his boss.