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Mirror Man.
I look in the mirror
what do I see?
I see me
I love you, me
can I come to visit?
can I enter your world?
can I be you
and be backwards fulfilled?Comment
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C0ck.
It's ben in her cnt
and it's been in her mouth
it's been up north
and it's been down south
it's been in from behind
and in from the front
it's been in her mouth
and it's been in her cntComment
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Sometimes a slow gradual approach does more good than a large gesture.Comment
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Error 404 is in my head
my brain must think my body is dead
too much beer and too many fags
and too many nights out on the lash
all programs are faulty the system says
and need to shut down,go back to your bed
Error 404is in my head
I've lost the plot and cant find the page
maybe its something to do with my age
im using the euro instead of the pound
no! im not going to rhyme it with some thing like sound
Error 404is in my head
i need to reboot some coffe and a smoke
don't want any breakfast the thought makes me boak
this poem is so bad for the dk folk
hang on a second, I'll just get my coat
Error 404 is in my head
a clone is the answer
that wont be so bad
i could flash it with images
of when i was a lad
maybe I'll teach it to be a wee ned
and if anyone flames me
it can stick in the head
Error404 is in my head
I've read all the forums,the threads and the lot
but your all far to clever for this drunken sot
i wish i was brainy and knew lots of stuff
but im just an old asshole
and I've said quite enough !!!
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the cum round her neck
the earth is round
spongebob is square
i see a bird
quite fit over there
will she like me
of course why would she not
if i do say so myself
im incredibly hot
il get her some flowers
and shoot juice in her face
she'l now need the showers
she looks a disgrace
its stuck in her hair
she has a pearly necklaceComment
need something to rhyme with kaos? 
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