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  • Grizz
    DK Veteran
    • Sep 2010
    • 1598

    #31
    or drag their body to the top when you are done........................

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    • reddevil157
      DK Veteran
      • Jan 2010
      • 1427

      #32
      If someone comes into your house, kick ~~~~ out of them or, if you've a gun....shoot the ~~~~ers, but always remember to put a second shot in the ceiling tho, and when the judge asks, that was your warning shot
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      • maca
        Mr. DK DJ
        • Feb 2009
        • 6310

        #33
        Nah just knock ~~~~ out of them and when your finished tie them up and put them in your shed then when you feel fed up go and knock some more shite out of them this way you feel good and get some exercise at the same time in time you will be fit as a fiddle and ready for the next load of gobshites trying there luck

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        • Meat-Head
          V.I.P. Member
          • Oct 2009
          • 32000

          #34
          Originally posted by maca58
          Nah just knock ~~~~ out of them and when your finished tie them up and put them in your shed then

          For educational or entertaintmnet reasons, on their wyay out your property - cup of tea with laxatives and sleeping pills.

          sigpicWas Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid

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          • Johnner
            Admin Assistant
            • Jun 2010
            • 7069

            #35
            Originally posted by maca58
            Nah just knock ~~~~ out of them and when your finished tie them up and put them in your shed then when you feel fed up go and knock some more shite out of them this way you feel good and get some exercise at the same time in time you will be fit as a fiddle and ready for the next load of gobshites trying there luck

            Jesus Maca,you been watching the box set of Saw films again ?
            Aaahh ! I love the smell of Eeprom in the morning...

            " We'll come in low out of the rising sun, and about a mile out, we'll put on the music . . . "

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            • gc1966
              DK Veteran
              • Mar 2011
              • 2434

              #36
              you may as well sort them out yourselves cos the plod around here would struggle to find their arses in a gay bar.
              they recently put a flyer thru everyones door in our neighbourhood saying that due to the burglary and theft rates going up in said area and the burglars apparently targeting high end electricals (plasma and 3d telly).
              they suggested either moving tv away from line of sight or chaining it to wall with bike locks

              i ~~~~ing kid you not,

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              • super jumbe
                V.I.P. Member
                • Dec 2008
                • 11610

                #37
                Originally Posted by Grizz
                or drag their body to the top when you are done........................






                Drag the body in my room!!!!!!!!!!!!!
                1 way to sort the bastards out?????..



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