So what are you getting her indoors for xmas this year guys?- me ive got her a samsung galaxy ace mobile phone and some gift vouchers for next and marks and sparks.
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I got the Mrs lots of nice Jammies, 3 new links for her Pandora bracelet.
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I bought my ex wife a coffin for Christmas and she still hasn't used it, so this year she'll get bugger all.Comment
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i dont have a missus
but Garry bought me a gorgeous dress, i'm getting a new phone and our laptop is our merry christmas to each other.
Last year i gave him a baby, how the hell do you top that?
I'll just have to be his present this year, gifts are expensive and times are hard
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im getting the mrs an i-phone,
. I wonder if she'll keep sending me to voicemail? 
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ive seen an ad in the paper for a colonic irrigation session with a free coffee enema and the wife likes coffee...Comment
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Mrs Jumbe is asking for gold bracelets selling in our high street, cost of pair ?1,450.00.
Its going to be a war over this Christmas because I have no ??????????????????.
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android tablet for mrs shady.. probably some perfume and stuff too.Fave replies from various threads
1: What the fff is all that about??? All that crap below your reply I mean, get a life mate
2: no info on google abt the pace sv5 rang asda they have no idea what i was talking about,
3: Your total contribution to this forum, bordering on trolling, seems to have been a collection of snipes, one liners & asterisked expletives
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a new set of marigolds and pan scrubber,if she is nice to me i may splash out on a new dishcloth as well
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Give him another baby CB...............i dont have a missus
but Garry bought me a gorgeous dress, i'm getting a new phone and our laptop is our merry christmas to each other.
Last year i gave him a baby, how the hell do you top that?
I'll just have to be his present this year, gifts are expensive and times are hardI know you believe you understand what you think i said
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I know you believe you understand what you think i said
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will give him 10 bob and a blood orange for itFave replies from various threads
1: What the fff is all that about??? All that crap below your reply I mean, get a life mate
2: no info on google abt the pace sv5 rang asda they have no idea what i was talking about,
3: Your total contribution to this forum, bordering on trolling, seems to have been a collection of snipes, one liners & asterisked expletives
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