What are you getting the missus for xmas

[firestorm]

Where the hell you lot getting the money from?.

At present state I have got outstanding bills I can not pay.

Unless you are on disability and capacity allowance to make end meat.

I worked loads of O/T last month 4 weeks of 12hrs and every sat/sun.Killed me, but tomorrow i fly of to the sun and come back on the 19th just ready for xmas

[Kalipo]

Im thinking of getting her a henry vacuum.. but it'l probably end up being mine.. so back to the drawing board..

[patkins]

I was in the chemist yesterday and asked the assistant what could I get for the missus who has everything.
She suggested a double dose of penicillin.

[Me2]

I was in the chemist yesterday and asked the assistant what could I get for the missus who has everything.
She suggested a double dose of penicillin.

hehehehe...what a neat idea ! Will this put her off to sleep till the 19th January?

[Canker_Canison]

Im thinking of getting her a henry vacuum.. but it'l probably end up being mine.. so back to the drawing board..

Kalipo is Captain Dan

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[Lainie]

my other half has got me a dsi xl. few other wee things. he has had loads cordless drill thingmajiggery, suit, 2 pairs trousers, a wahl personal grooming kit, jpg, hugo and million aftershave, pink floyd cd, couple t shirts, joggies and the best pressie of all - me.

[Me2]

...and the best pressie of all - me.

...just make sure he remembers it. Men tend to be quite forgetful at times

[gazz10]

thomas sabo rebel at heart braclet, bottle of eau de toilet water, and see what else i can pick up from now till then.... she never accepted the washing machine i bought last week.. saying that its for house not for her,,, i dont use it never went down to well either

[imanob]

boob job nxt thurs for my lovely wife

[Me2]

thomas sabo rebel at heart braclet, bottle of eau de toilet water, and see what else i can pick up from now till then.... she never accepted the washing machine i bought last week.. saying that its for house not for her,,, i dont use it never went down to well either

Try an iron instead. Maybe this will go down well...

[Liteace]

Im getting Mrs Liteace ~~~~ all this year and she's getting me the same, its not that she or I dont want anything its that for the last 2 years she's got me something she'd thought I'd really like or need and ended up taking it \ them back, so what we're doing this year is spending 10 days in the UK and then after xmas going round the shops and she's going to choose a few things she likes, it'll be clothes, shoes or jewelry, the things I want she has no idea about and Im not really fussed about getting anything as long as she's happy with what she's getting then Im happy

[cgscott]

Im getting Mrs Liteace ~~~~ all this year and she's getting me the same, its not that she or I dont want anything its that for the last 2 years she's got me something she'd thought I'd really like or need and ended up taking it \ them back, so what we're doing this year is spending 10 days in the UK and then after xmas going round the shops and she's going to choose a few things she likes, it'll be clothes, shoes or jewelry, the things I want she has no idea about and Im not really fussed about getting anything as long as she's happy with what she's getting then Im happy

Thats the way it should be. Shops hike prices knowing sill *****s will pay them because someone wants it. Thats what we're doing this year as well.

[bayernfc]

forget her, more important is what am i getting!!

[skywash]

mind yer own business you a ~~~~ing copper or what?

[smokey08]

boob job nxt thurs for my lovely wife

Is this a present for your wife or for you?