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[Lanxman]

Dear thred,

I have a ghost in my house that keeps banging my missus, She wakes up satisfied every morning telling me how much of an animal I was last night, This is not a problem most of the time as it saves me a job but when I do want some it can be a problem, What should I do?

[shady77]

dear thered,

I want to travel back in time and ~~~~ your mom so i can be your daddy and abuse you.
unfortunately i am told that this is impossibel, but i know if anyone can solve my prob, its you

[thered]

dear thered,
blood is spurting from my hoo hoo hole as i type. i'm not a lady! how is this even possible?!?
i await your answer, o great sage.

this sometimes happens to post operation tranny's the thing is you have gotten a false nob and had your hoo hoo stitched up but you are still in essence a lady

consult your doctor to be re-stitched and bandaged

[thered]

Dear thred,

I have a ghost in my house that keeps banging my missus, She wakes up satisfied every morning telling me how much of an animal I was last night, This is not a problem most of the time as it saves me a job but when I do want some it can be a problem, What should I do?

who you gonna call


GHOSTBUSTERS

[Lanxman]

Thanks for the advice thered but I think it's the ghost-BUSTERS that are the problem here...

[thered]

dear thered,

I want to travel back in time and ~~~~ your mom so i can be your daddy and abuse you.
unfortunately i am told that this is impossibel, but i know if anyone can solve my prob, its you

you can be my daddy and abuse me anytime you want its the one thing i missed since he died

[shady77]

thanks thered. you lift great weights off my shoulders

[thered]

if you really want to go back in time visit a place near barnsley called thurnscoe it is still the 70's

[shady77]

thankyou hardly seems enough to express my gratitude,
is there some way of financially rewarding you,?
i would gladly give all that i own to bask in your wisdom o' great sage

[gmb45]

when you said shave it she probably thoght you meant her facial hair talk to her explain the situation tell her you meant it in a sexy kinky way she will love you for it an let you poke her anus

thats great talk auntie red