Is this wrong?

[maca]

Or shoot them. or throw rotten food at them. or jump on them while holding a dirt devil product. or just stand there screaming. or rape them. or report them as pedophiles. or just kick them hard in the shins. or wipe shit on your face then kiss them "no tongues" . or put stickers on there backs saying kick me. or throw burnt pizza at them.

[aleister crowley]

i just go to the door bolok nakeeeed , enuff to scare any ~~~~er off even the bailiffs imagine it 9 inch of slack hanging doon combined with me moobs

You could also try opening the door bollock naked holding a dildo.
Before they have chance to say anything ask them if they were the 'company' you ordered and how perfect it was they had sent two.

Then invite them in.

[patkins]

On the rare occasion that I am caught by them at the door, when they ask if I would like to become a Jehovas Witness I usually reply "But wouldn't that be perjury".

[Liteace]

Throw petrol at them followed by a match

Or shoot them. or throw rotten food at them. or jump on them while holding a dirt devil product. or just stand there screaming. or rape them. or report them as pedophiles. or just kick them hard in the shins. or wipe shit on your face then kiss them "no tongues" . or put stickers on there backs saying kick me. or throw burnt pizza at them.

So you dont like them then ??

[maca]

So you dont like them then ??

What makes you think that ???

[jordigirl]

my sis in law invited then in and joined them , after about 2 years of there shite, in then having to join the door knocking brigade she came to her sense's in left them,

when they knock on my door, i just tell them, i'm not interested, politely and shut door job done

[maca]

No you dont you take em in and bum them...

[jordigirl]

whatever floats ya boat maca

[Shady]

my sis in law invited then in and joined them , after about 2 years of there shite, in then having to join the door knocking brigade she came to her sense's in left them,

when they knock on my door, i just tell them, 'why aye, am not interest'd like man howay'

fixed it for you

[maca]

whatever floats ya boat maca

It still ~~~~in hurts now ya man

[jordigirl]

it didnt need fixing shady

[V l a d i m i r]

How do other people on here get rid of them?

I can fart anytime. Perfect occasion.

[Cod3waX]

i laught at them n shut the door

[janobi]

Well I take two differing approaches, depending on how I feel.

1. I tell them I am an agnostic, and then explain to them exactly what that involves.

2. I ask them when was Jesus born, why are there no dinosaurs in the bible? Why have we denounced all other religions and gods (Mayans/Aztecs/Eygptians) yet this one must be real. I also ask them to explain the widely believed details about the immaculate inception (Pagan symbolism) and a few other facts.

Modern day religion is the biggest crock of poo ever!! All the widely held falacies can be traced back to Pagan religions. Birth of jesus on 25.12. Immaculate conception, face of god.

I can continue, but dont want to offend the god botherers here.

[Meat-Head]

ON TOPIC:-

Why do they not use blood transfusions?
Bit like saying, your car needs a NEW part, not a second hand part.

ON TOPIC:-

A lot of modern car parts are "OTP - one time programmable" - thorow it away, can't be reused, wounded if the knob that invented them was a jevohvo?