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  • Johnner
    Admin Assistant
    • Jun 2010
    • 7069

    #31
    Sorry to divert away from the thread,but I've ~~~~ing copped now why nobody understands Meaty's posts.He's sending these posts via his mobile,and has bloody predictive text on!!!

    Wounded why it was like that !
    Aaahh ! I love the smell of Eeprom in the morning...

    " We'll come in low out of the rising sun, and about a mile out, we'll put on the music . . . "

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    • Meat-Head
      V.I.P. Member
      • Oct 2009
      • 32000

      #32
      Originally posted by Johnner
      Sorry to divert away from the thread,but I've ~~~~ing copped now why nobody understands Meaty's posts.He's sending these posts via his mobile,and has bloody predictive text on!!!

      Wounded why it was like that !

      my last post in this thread was on pc
      but firefox was auto done spellcheck on

      nnow in bed on mobile

      meat

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      • aleister crowley
        Banned
        • Nov 2011
        • 519

        #33
        Originally posted by Meat-Head
        nnow in bed on mobile
        nnow??? You weren't on the vinegar stroke there meat were you?

        Hope you don't know how to work the camera as DK really wouldn't want a pic of your foo foo valve!

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        • Johnner
          Admin Assistant
          • Jun 2010
          • 7069

          #34
          Slight correction needed here: Thwacking his side facing foo-foo valves !

          Giddy up Meaty
          Aaahh ! I love the smell of Eeprom in the morning...

          " We'll come in low out of the rising sun, and about a mile out, we'll put on the music . . . "

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          • Meat-Head
            V.I.P. Member
            • Oct 2009
            • 32000

            #35
            Originally posted by ChelseaBun
            , you shouldve seen the look of disgust when they saw no wedding ring and heard the baby cry
            NO OFFENSE INTENDED
            So, what if you was in the kitchen driving a sink full of posts at the time they called.

            The last thing you want is washing them wine glasses and cutting them in half with your diamond ring.

            NO OFFENSE INTENDED

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            • richy_rich
              Top Poster +
              • Sep 2010
              • 223

              #36
              I had some round a while back trying to persuade me that evolution was only a 'theory'.

              Sounded fun, so I joined in and asked them to explain their understanding of the word theory and how the scientific process works, we talked a bit about axioms and logic and proof in general..

              Then the quieter of the two, who obviously hadn't been listening properly came out with, 'if we evolved from monkeys how come there are still monkeys?' which stunned me for a second but we moved on to common ancestry for a while and how all that works.

              And then we got on to their pamphlet and some of the errors it contained and how they could correct it to make it a more realistic and useful resource.. they were getting quite visibly wound up as we went on (shaking, raising their voices, blurting out random assertions) and eventually they just sort of left in a huff.

              Probably took about an hour all in but they never, ever came back...

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              • headyshoty
                Newbie
                • Mar 2012
                • 1

                #37
                I say alway when they come:" Go to my uncel maybe he likes you!"

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                • Johnner
                  Admin Assistant
                  • Jun 2010
                  • 7069

                  #38
                  Who would your uncle be ?




                  Sent from my HTC,with Crapatalky !
                  Aaahh ! I love the smell of Eeprom in the morning...

                  " We'll come in low out of the rising sun, and about a mile out, we'll put on the music . . . "

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                  • Lainie
                    V.I.P. Member
                    • Mar 2008
                    • 3062

                    #39
                    i got to be honest and say im just rude to them. say im not interested. if its phone calls i just prattle on about telephone preference service and demand to know where they got my number from
                    sigpic

                    Its nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice

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                    • tshirtman
                      V.I.P. Member
                      • Dec 2008
                      • 1345

                      #40
                      I invite them in,
                      got quite a collection in the cellar now.
                      !retupmoc eht ni deppart m'I !pleH

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                      • Snowy79
                        DK Veteran
                        • Jan 2011
                        • 1347

                        #41
                        I ask them if they believe in ET. They then think I'm a nutter and leg it pronto.

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                        • Meat-Head
                          V.I.P. Member
                          • Oct 2009
                          • 32000

                          #42
                          BUMMMMMMMMMMP:-

                          S
                          O eariler on jumped into the Time Machine to go xmas shopping, ended up in some shit town, full of Polish, Lithains and Swedish and French people.

                          On the walk upto Poundland.com there was some bloke shouting

                          "Jesus lived in a crib, Jesus blah blah" - nearly tripped over his blackboard thing, though, right if he is still there on the way back, he's going to be asked a question:-

                          "Was Jesus a Digital-Kaos member?" - sadly by the time got back he had buggerd off.

                          However there was a monkey, sorry monk in the way on the route back to the time machine.

                          So he starts blabbering on about some book or something and menstration about how to relax gather thoughts, would it have been to start preeching back about Digital-Kaos - the worlds best website???

                          Thanksssssssss

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