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  • Mr Pumpy
    DK Veteran
    • Jan 2009
    • 1467

    #46
    Originally posted by 666lucifer666

    When immersed in liquid, a dead sparrow will make a sound like a crying baby.
    I'm starting to worry about you Lucifer.
    I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I do not know the answer.

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    • forntida
      DK Veteran
      • Feb 2009
      • 1281

      #47
      Originally posted by Mr Pumpy
      I'm starting to worry about you Lucifer.
      He should know all about the dead. I'll see him later.
      I can't wake up Grumpy now in case I am accused of Dwarfism

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      • Mr Pumpy
        DK Veteran
        • Jan 2009
        • 1467

        #48
        Originally posted by forntida
        He should know all about the dead. I'll see him later.
        You going to Preston then????
        I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I do not know the answer.

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        • 666lucifer666
          Member
          • Jan 2009
          • 62

          #49
          Originally posted by forntida
          He should know all about the dead. I'll see him later.
          Dont forget your asbestos underpants

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          • Mr Pumpy
            DK Veteran
            • Jan 2009
            • 1467

            #50
            Originally posted by 666lucifer666
            Dont forget your asbestos underpants
            Fekkin hell, I knew Preston was bad, but.........
            I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I do not know the answer.

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            • forntida
              DK Veteran
              • Feb 2009
              • 1281

              #51
              Originally posted by 666lucifer666
              Dont forget your asbestos underpants
              I don't wear them any more as you should know.
              I can't wake up Grumpy now in case I am accused of Dwarfism

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              • ps2chiper
                Top Poster
                • Aug 2008
                • 137

                #52
                But does your anus leak blood from previously wearing them?

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                • Mr Pumpy
                  DK Veteran
                  • Jan 2009
                  • 1467

                  #53
                  There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos.


                  That is all.
                  I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I do not know the answer.

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                  • forntida
                    DK Veteran
                    • Feb 2009
                    • 1281

                    #54
                    Originally posted by [email protected]
                    But does your anus leak blood from previously wearing them?
                    No just from previous wearing.
                    I can't wake up Grumpy now in case I am accused of Dwarfism

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                    • RedSpider
                      DK Veteran
                      • Feb 2009
                      • 2448

                      #55
                      Originally posted by forntida
                      A lifetime is a different length for each person
                      show me proof. i demand it.
                      Syntax Error : Integer Out Of Range



                      Hooray For Tits & Fannies

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                      • gmb45

                        #56
                        every day there are 120,000,000 people having sex, 120,000,001 if the missus didnt all ways have a headache.

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                        • forntida
                          DK Veteran
                          • Feb 2009
                          • 1281

                          #57
                          Originally posted by RedSpider
                          show me proof. i demand it.
                          I can't, they are all dead.
                          I can't wake up Grumpy now in case I am accused of Dwarfism

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                          • RedSpider
                            DK Veteran
                            • Feb 2009
                            • 2448

                            #58
                            Originally posted by gmb45
                            every day there are 120,000,000 people having sex, 120,000,001 if the missus didnt all ways have a headache.
                            wouldn't that be 120,000,002?
                            Syntax Error : Integer Out Of Range



                            Hooray For Tits & Fannies

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                            • janobi
                              V.I.P. Member
                              • Mar 2008
                              • 1624

                              #59
                              The smallest country in the world, is the military democratic republic of malta (Something like that) and it consists of an office in a building.

                              Giraffes and rats can last longer without water than camels.

                              The . over the i is called the tittle.

                              The declaration of independence was written on hemp (Marijuana) paper.

                              A 2" by 4" is actually 1 1/2 by 3 1/2.

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                              • zaphodbb
                                DK Daddy PT
                                • Jan 2009
                                • 1083

                                #60
                                Originally posted by janobi
                                The smallest country in the world, is the military democratic republic of malta (Something like that) and it consists of an office in a building.

                                Giraffes and rats can last longer without water than camels.

                                The . over the i is called the tittle.

                                The declaration of independence was written on hemp (Marijuana) paper.

                                A 2" by 4" is actually 1 1/2 by 3 1/2.
                                i never drink water fish make love in it !!!

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