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  • forntida
    DK Veteran
    • Feb 2009
    • 1281

    #106
    If you drink too much water by mistake(No not drowning) as athletes sometimes do or take ecstasy which makes you think you are thirsty you can actually drown your brain.
    I can't wake up Grumpy now in case I am accused of Dwarfism

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    • gmb45

      #107
      Originally posted by sandiemag
      Your urine will turn bright yellow if you eat too much asparagus.
      and your shite will turn black if u drink to much guinnes

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      • forntida
        DK Veteran
        • Feb 2009
        • 1281

        #108
        Astronauts are not allowed to eat beans before they go into space because passing wind in a spacesuit damages them.

        (I don't think that is the only thing it will damage. Hence the saying; "As welcome as a fart in a spacesuit")
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        By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you cannot
        sink into quicksand

        (don't try this at home)
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        If you were to spell out numbers, you would get to a thousand before you used the letter'A'.
        That will keep one or two busy for a wee while

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        It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month, which we know today as the "honeymoon".
        my father-in-law obviously never read this
        I can't wake up Grumpy now in case I am accused of Dwarfism

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        • zaphodbb
          DK Daddy PT
          • Jan 2009
          • 1083

          #109
          Originally posted by forntida
          If you drink too much water by mistake(No not drowning) as athletes sometimes do or take ecstasy which makes you think you are thirsty you can actually drown your brain.
          well no chance of that happening to me

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          • gmb45

            #110
            Originally posted by zaphodbb
            well no chance of that happening to me
            well m8 u will get no argument from me

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            • zaphodbb
              DK Daddy PT
              • Jan 2009
              • 1083

              #111
              Originally posted by gmb45
              and your shite will turn black if u drink to much guinnes
              nice turn of phrase m8 i can picture you on mastermind

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              • gmb45

                #112
                how true this is i dont know but- replying more than 100 times to the same piece of spam e-mail will overwhelm the senders system and interfere with their ability to send anymore.

                70% of women who smoke have had 4 or more lovers in the last year, while 60% of female non smokers had non. so lads if your gagging for it u know what to do.

                australian women are more likely to have sex on the first date. fcuk it im emmigrating

                sex burns 360 calories an hour. thats why im a fat git
                Last edited by satsmo; 19 March, 2009, 12:11.

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                • zaphodbb
                  DK Daddy PT
                  • Jan 2009
                  • 1083

                  #113
                  Originally posted by gmb45
                  australian women are more likely to have sex on the first date. fcuk it im emmigrating
                  sounds good i will carry your bags m8

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                  • gmb45

                    #114
                    if u fancy a ham shank in indonesia dont, if u get caught the penalty is decapitation

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                    • zaphodbb
                      DK Daddy PT
                      • Jan 2009
                      • 1083

                      #115
                      Originally posted by gmb45
                      if u fancy a ham shank in indonesia dont, if u get caught the penalty is decapitation
                      thats a load of toss m8, so instead of a ham shank you get head

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                      • gmb45

                        #116
                        if your in pain have sex its 10 times more effective than valium

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                        • gmb45

                          #117
                          Originally posted by zaphodbb
                          thats a load of toss m8, so instead of a ham shank you get head
                          good reply m8

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                          • gmb45

                            #118
                            For every ?normal? webpage, there are five ~~~~ pages.

                            25% of women think money makes a man sexier. no surprise there

                            wish i was a pig- A pig?s orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.

                            this made me pi55- An adulterous Greek male was sometimes punished by the removal of his pubic hair and the insertion of a large radish into his rectum. not u is it zap
                            Last edited by satsmo; 19 March, 2009, 12:12.

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                            • zaphodbb
                              DK Daddy PT
                              • Jan 2009
                              • 1083

                              #119
                              Originally posted by gmb45
                              wish i was a pig- A pig?s orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
                              not the pigs i know they usually pi55 off and get another bacardi breezer

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                              • gmb45

                                #120
                                There are men in Guam whose job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the 1st time. fcuk emmigrating to oz im off to guam where ever the fcuk it is

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