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OK I will bring it down to the level I thought it would have reached earlier. within decorum, of course.
Sex is biochemically no different from eating large quantities of chocolate.
Males, on average, think about sex every 7 seconds.
Each day, there are over 120 million sexual intercourse taking place all over the world.
Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in tropical fish stores. (But of course!)
There are men in Guam whose job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the 1st time.
I can't wake up Grumpy now in case I am accused of Dwarfism
the strongest venom in the world belongs to the daddy long legs. unfortunately, it has no way of administering it
Khan, you bloodsucker! You're going to have to do your own dirty work now, do you hear me? Do you?
Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill
There is no "Ctrl" button on Chuck Norris' PC: Chuck Norris Is always in control
Evolution is a myth. There are only the animals Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
Chuck Norris does not sleep: He waits
Over 90% of all, virus and malware, infections are caused by people running, windowsXXX from an administrators account. now as this comes from Microsoft, i would not normally call it a fact. but this time everyone seems to agree,.
Firemouth rules for life. If it aint broke, don't fix it!
If its broke, fix it and use it again!
If it proper broke, use it for something else!
'Almost' is the longest word in the English language with all the letters in alphabetical order.
In 1386, a pig in France was executed by public hanging for the murder of a child
Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
Honey is the only food that does not spoil. Honey found in the tombs of Egyptian pharaohs has been tasted by archaeologists and found edible.
You're born with 300 bones, but by the time you become an adult, you only have 206.
The Bible is the worlds most shoplifted book
The first person to be named 'wendy' was the daft tart in Peter Pan
When the pyramids were first built they were white. The Limestone in which they were encased has worn off after yonks of sitting in the desert.
The shortest war in history was between Zanzibar an England in 1896. Zanzibar surrendered after 38 minutes
The correct name for the hash symbol(#) is octothorpe
The term for the instance when you can't remember the word you want to use is....erm.....erm...Lethologica
I have become bored of writing these up use this instead GreatFacts.com - Amazing Facts
'Almost' is the longest word in the English language with all the letters in alphabetical order.
In 1386, a pig in France was executed by public hanging for the murder of a child
Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
Honey is the only food that does not spoil. Honey found in the tombs of Egyptian pharaohs has been tasted by archaeologists and found edible.
You're born with 300 bones, but by the time you become an adult, you only have 206.
The Bible is the worlds most shoplifted book
The first person to be named 'wendy' was the daft tart in Peter Pan
When the pyramids were first built they were white. The Limestone in which they were encased has worn off after yonks of sitting in the desert.
The shortest war in history was between Zanzibar an England in 1896. Zanzibar surrendered after 38 minutes
The correct name for the hash symbol(#) is octothorpe
The term for the instance when you can't remember the word you want to use is....erm.....erm...Lethologica
I have become bored of writing these up use this instead GreatFacts.com - Amazing Facts
thanks spider hmmmm let me see.....
Emus cannot walk backwards = they obviously dont drink enough beer
The national anthem of Greece has 158 verses = tell me about it can take five hours to get out of the pictures
On average, a typical dairy cow lies down and stands up about 14 times a day = so im a dairy cow never new that !!
!The Roman emperor Domitian took great pleasure in being secluded in his room for hours and catching flies and stabbing them with pens = this was before dk
On average, a beaver can cut down two hundred trees a year. = that would be worth watching wot a gal
An adult sheep can eat between 1 to 4 kg of food per day = thats why i started dating women again
The largest chicken egg ever laid weighed a pound and had a double yolk and shell = thats stretching things a bit to far
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