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  • RedSpider
    DK Veteran
    • Feb 2009
    • 2448

    #196
    do astronauts masturbate in space just to get one over on their mates
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    • RedSpider
      DK Veteran
      • Feb 2009
      • 2448

      #197
      Originally posted by gmb45
      i heard it can send u blind , on that note could do with my eyes checking
      you should aim away from your eyes
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      • firemouth
        DK Veteran
        • Sep 2008
        • 410

        #198
        Henry II was murdered by his homosexual lover, who pushed a red hot poker 0.5 meters up his rectum.
        i was gona post that, but i thought it was Edward II

        Firemouth rules for life.
        If it aint broke, don't fix it!
        If its broke, fix it and use it again!
        If it proper broke, use it for something else!

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        • Krypton
          DK Veteran
          • Jan 2009
          • 694

          #199
          Originally posted by firemouth
          i was gona post that, but i thought it was Edward II
          i stand corrected sir, site i got it from is obviously 5hit. and i will edit the former post.
          Khan, you bloodsucker! You're going to have to do your own dirty work now, do you hear me? Do you?

          Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill
          There is no "Ctrl" button on Chuck Norris' PC: Chuck Norris Is always in control
          Evolution is a myth. There are only the animals Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
          Chuck Norris does not sleep: He waits

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          • forntida
            DK Veteran
            • Feb 2009
            • 1281

            #200
            A quarter of the world?s plants are threatened with extinction by the year 2010.
            I can't wake up Grumpy now in case I am accused of Dwarfism

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            • gmb45

              #201
              Originally posted by forntida
              A quarter of the world?s plants are threatened with extinction by the year 2010.
              hope that dont mean cannibus

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              • RedSpider
                DK Veteran
                • Feb 2009
                • 2448

                #202
                Eventually, a plague will wipe out all cats and dogs forcing us to take monkeys and apes as pets.
                These monkeys and apes will rise up and take over the world.
                This is a fact. I saw it on a film on the BBC. The BBC do not lie.
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                • gmb45

                  #203
                  Originally posted by RedSpider
                  Eventually, a plague will wipe out all cats and dogs forcing us to take monkeys and apes as pets.
                  These monkeys and apes will rise up and take over the world.
                  This is a fact. I saw it on a film on the BBC. The BBC do not lie.
                  u been watching planet of the apes

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                  • RedSpider
                    DK Veteran
                    • Feb 2009
                    • 2448

                    #204
                    its as true as the bible
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                    • gmb45

                      #205
                      Originally posted by RedSpider
                      its as true as the bible
                      go forth and multiply red

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                      • RedSpider
                        DK Veteran
                        • Feb 2009
                        • 2448

                        #206
                        i prefer to divide and conquer
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                        • forntida
                          DK Veteran
                          • Feb 2009
                          • 1281

                          #207
                          Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of their birthplace.
                          I can't wake up Grumpy now in case I am accused of Dwarfism

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                          • firemouth
                            DK Veteran
                            • Sep 2008
                            • 410

                            #208
                            Originally posted by Krypton
                            i stand corrected sir, site i got it from is obviously 5hit. and i will edit the former post.
                            turns out we were both wrong. . just a myth!( more probably, modern supposition) at least as far as evedence goes, there is none. makes my eyes water every time i think of it though!

                            Firemouth rules for life.
                            If it aint broke, don't fix it!
                            If its broke, fix it and use it again!
                            If it proper broke, use it for something else!

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                            • Krypton
                              DK Veteran
                              • Jan 2009
                              • 694

                              #209
                              Contrary to popular belief, Yogi Bear is NOT smarter than the average bear.
                              A recent case study took average bears from different dear sub-genres including polar bears, teddy bears, russian bears, great bears, brown bears, black bears, kodiak bears and panda bears.
                              All the bears were asked questions on different subjects and all bears including yogi had the same percentage of questions right.
                              However on the grammatical portion of the test, the bears were asked;

                              "How many syllables does the word 'picnic' have"?

                              All bears answered "2" which is the correct answer.
                              Yogi, however answered "3" as in "pic-a-nic baskets".
                              The study concluded that Yogi is in fact thickerer than the average bear.
                              When asked how the results made him feel, Paddington Bear answered
                              "I'm glad its finally proven what we bears have known all along. That yogi bear is nothing but a thief and a liar"
                              Khan, you bloodsucker! You're going to have to do your own dirty work now, do you hear me? Do you?

                              Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill
                              There is no "Ctrl" button on Chuck Norris' PC: Chuck Norris Is always in control
                              Evolution is a myth. There are only the animals Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
                              Chuck Norris does not sleep: He waits

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                              • RedSpider
                                DK Veteran
                                • Feb 2009
                                • 2448

                                #210
                                although made from milk, cheese will just ruin your cup of tea
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