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  • zaphodbb
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    • Jan 2009
    • 1083

    #16
    ah malt loaf, bat out of hell mr p loved that song

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    • Krypton
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      • Jan 2009
      • 694

      #17
      unfortunately mr pumpy your'e other half was right on THIS occasion. but have faith in the knowledge that as a male, your brain is twice the size of hers and thats a scientific fact
      Khan, you bloodsucker! You're going to have to do your own dirty work now, do you hear me? Do you?

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      • gmb45

        #18
        Originally posted by Krypton
        unfortunately mr pumpy your'e other half was right on THIS occasion. but have faith in the knowledge that as a male, your brain is twice the size of hers and thats a scientific fact
        bet he wont tell her that

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        • Krypton
          DK Veteran
          • Jan 2009
          • 694

          #19
          tell her pumpy!! its true, stephen hawking said so
          Khan, you bloodsucker! You're going to have to do your own dirty work now, do you hear me? Do you?

          Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill
          There is no "Ctrl" button on Chuck Norris' PC: Chuck Norris Is always in control
          Evolution is a myth. There are only the animals Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
          Chuck Norris does not sleep: He waits

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          • gmb45

            #20
            Originally posted by Krypton
            tell her pumpy!! its true, stephen hawking said so
            he chicken m8

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            • firemouth
              DK Veteran
              • Sep 2008
              • 410

              #21
              Originally posted by Krypton
              wikipedia says dessert.its a cake!!
              just ask any chef! this one says its bread, so do all the rest. still if wiki says its cake, the entire catering world must have be wrong.
              on the other hand, it would not be the first time wiki was wrong! its made from a classic dough, and is raised. ultimately its the crust that gives it away.

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              If it aint broke, don't fix it!
              If its broke, fix it and use it again!
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              • Mr Pumpy
                DK Veteran
                • Jan 2009
                • 1467

                #22
                Originally posted by Krypton
                your brain is twice the size of hers and thats a scientific fact
                I wondered why i looked like this.

                I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I do not know the answer.

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                • gmb45

                  #23
                  Originally posted by Mr Pumpy
                  I wondered why i looked like this.

                  pmsl m8 brill

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                  • zaphodbb
                    DK Daddy PT
                    • Jan 2009
                    • 1083

                    #24
                    i like head...mrp

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                    • Mr Pumpy
                      DK Veteran
                      • Jan 2009
                      • 1467

                      #25
                      Originally posted by zaphodbb
                      i like head...mrp
                      . I bet u do.
                      I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I do not know the answer.

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                      • forntida
                        DK Veteran
                        • Feb 2009
                        • 1281

                        #26
                        Originally posted by andy4
                        need a couple of things to make it rise
                        I'm not eating a cake with an alarm clock in it.
                        I can't wake up Grumpy now in case I am accused of Dwarfism

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                        • RedSpider
                          DK Veteran
                          • Feb 2009
                          • 2448

                          #27
                          Originally posted by forntida
                          I read somewhere if thorugh time it goes soft it is cake. If it goes hard it is bread.
                          aren't cakes suppoed to be soft. cakes go hard when stale as does bread. biscuits go soft.

                          malt loaf is sweet and fruity therefore it is cake
                          also, it is shelved by the cakes in the supermarket. don't tell me morrisons are wrong. i won't have it
                          Last edited by RedSpider; 15 March, 2009, 21:05.
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                          • forntida
                            DK Veteran
                            • Feb 2009
                            • 1281

                            #28
                            Originally posted by RedSpider
                            aren't cakes suppoed to be soft. cakes go hard when stale as does bread. biscuits go soft.

                            malt loaf is sweet and fruity therefore it is cake
                            also, it is shelved by the cakes in the supermarket. don't tell me morrisons are wrong. i won't have it
                            Yes you could be correct there. But that is as far as I am going.


                            Trust an old man not to know the difference between a biscuit and a cake. No wonder everyone was mad at the last qedding I attended.

                            p.s. Are you calling me a cake?
                            I can't wake up Grumpy now in case I am accused of Dwarfism

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                            • RedSpider
                              DK Veteran
                              • Feb 2009
                              • 2448

                              #29
                              would you like to be a cake?
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                              • Jaffa
                                V.I.P. Member
                                • Mar 2008
                                • 1612

                                #30
                                I have heard of a loaf of bread but never heard of a loaf of cake.

                                Maybe its something to do with tax anyway.....jaffacakes had a long court battle because someone said they were a biscuit and therefore had to pay tax whereas cakes don't.....I wonder if its the same for bread and cakes.

                                btw...jaffacakes won the battle and are classed as a cake.
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