Am I a Tight Arse??

[Mr Pumpy]

This is the story.

My lads bed is one of those high level things, the ones with the desk underneath and all that stuff. He's getting tall now and he can't sleep in it properly because he's bangin his head on the ceiling.

Do I...
A. Buy a new bed which is gonna be ?300 ish for a decent one.
B. Buy a hacksaw and cut it down a bit to get a few more years out of it.

[gmb45]

This is the story.

My lads bed is one of those high level things, the ones with the desk underneath and all that stuff. He's getting tall now and he can't sleep in it properly because he's bangin his head on the ceiling.

Do I...
A. Buy a new bed which is gonna be ?300 ish for a decent one.
B. Buy a hacksaw and cut it down a bit to get a few more years out of it.

get the hack saw out m8

[forntida]

Get a new one for the boy you Scots git.

[zaphodbb]

This is the story.

My lads bed is one of those high level things, the ones with the desk underneath and all that stuff. He's getting tall now and he can't sleep in it properly because he's bangin his head on the ceiling.

Do I...
A. Buy a new bed which is gonna be ?300 ish for a decent one.
B. Buy a hacksaw and cut it down a bit to get a few more years out of it.

cut his legs off sorted

[Mr Pumpy]

cut his legs off sorted

How would he get up the fekkin ladder???

[zaphodbb]

How would he get up the fekkin ladder???

hey cant think of everything you work it out

[Mr Pumpy]

Get a new one for the boy you Scots git.

Times are hard, youve got to get every last ounce of use out of stuff..
We only bought it 3 years ago, and i'd get fek all for it if I flogged it.

[Mr Pumpy]

hey cant think of everything you work it out

Maybe some kind of pully system would be in order.

[forntida]

If you cut the legs off his bed he will need to lay low for a wee while.

You come from Yorkshire do you stil have a pulley in the kitchen? You could rig that up.

[Mr Pumpy]

You come from Yorkshire do you stil have a pulley in the kitchen? You could rig that up.

Aye, ive got one of them, I hang me cloth caps and whippets from it.

[bugaloo41]

pumpy tell your boy to sleep on the desk uncomfortable but he wont bang his head on the ceiling.

[satman]

you Scots git.

,,, were not all that bad,, very steriotypical.

i would get the hacksaw out though haha

[father ted]

chain saw the fercker

[Mr Pumpy]

Don't think ive owt to loose. B & Q tomorrow morning for a good hacksaw, cut the fekker down and see how its looks.

[Bravo111]

Here's your answer

Hurry on down to your local Asda and buy the lad an air bed. You could go daft and buy a double for about ?20, every ones a winner?