Am I a Tight Arse??

[forntida]

At least you can be assured that there will be no tiers after all of this work.

[RedSpider]

take the ceiling out.

seriously though, you might aswell atempt to saw the legs off since he worse case scenario is having to buy a new bed if it goes wrong.
at least you've tried that way

[forntida]

Are we going to organize a search for that wee soul? Last seen walking down the road with a stick with a spotted hankie attached.

p.s. He is said to look very tired.

[gmb45]

Mr Pumpy after reading all these posts i've come to the conclusion
that you're a tight arse bastard

tight as a nuns c--t m8

[cantona7]

if you done such a great job post a piccy m8


i wanna see the beer mats

[gmb45]

if you done such a great job post a piccy m8


i wanna see the beer mats

yeh to right m8 i think its a proper bodge job

[Mr Pumpy]

Take the piss all you want
just you wait till yer need a bed cutting down, don't come running to me.

[gmb45]

Take the piss all you want
just you wait till yer need a bed cutting down, don't come running to me.

dont worry m8, and wheres the pics of the wonky bed

[Mr Pumpy]

dont worry m8, and wheres the pics of the wonky bed

...nowt wonky about that bed, solid as a rock.
I'll try and post a piccy.

[gmb45]

...nowt wonky about that bed, solid as a rock.
I'll try and post a piccy.

and dont take the piece of 3 by 2 out thats holding up 1 end

[forntida]

[quote=Mr Pumpy;167873]Take the piss all you want
just you wait till yer need a bed cutting down, don't come running to me.[/quote

It's the likes of you that put MFI out off business. I don't know how you can sleep at night

[Mr Pumpy]

[quote=forntida;168041]

Take the piss all you want
just you wait till yer need a bed cutting down, don't come running to me.[/quote

It's the likes of you that put MFI out off business. I don't know how you can sleep at night

My lad can't, his bed shakes like a shittin dog.

[pothead]

have u thought of gettin a smaller child ?

[forntida]

have u thought of gettin a smaller child ?

I thought they were all small when you got them.

[Mr Pumpy]

Maybe if i'd married a dwarf and we had dwarf kids there wouldnt be any problems.