How would your wife react, if she found you on an escort site?

[muffin]

Just that really. You see a woman who interests you, you want to find out all about her.

You discover she is a prostitute, and join the escort site, so you can see photos of her, and contact her.

Then your wife discovers it, she is not too happy, but you turn it round - she should understand that it is normal for men to act on these urges.

So how do you handle it, if she gets unreasonable and doesn't understand it?

[xant14]

good first post mate
This has all the makings of the man who has his cake and eats it.
Then the women find out about each other and end up kicking the man to touch, and becoming lezzbos coz the male is a bastard.
Don't do it mate, bin your lappy now before its too late.. in fact, give it to GMB45 coz he wants one... to look up escorts.. or shiterons.

[ChelseaBun]

tell your wife to do the same and get herself a toy boy, you never know he might actually make her happy in bed while your busy looking at pictures and 'talking'

[PremierD]

[muffin]

Lol. I can understand your viewpoints, but seriously, come on, you see a hot young bird, you know you can see some naughty photos of her, and you do. It's hardly a crime, it's human nature to be attracted to other women.

The problem comes, when the suspicious old woman comes along, and snoops.

She doesn't believe you looked but didn't touch, is jealous, and then refuses to apologise for blowing up over it.

How would you convince your wife that it's normal?

[gmb45]

slap her...

[Shady]

post on a technology forum about it............

[Canker_Canison]

You can't make her understand.

If you had been truthfull in the begining, before you got married, things might of been different. Like, she dumped your ass & you ended up crusing the red light districts looking for that perfect woman.

I'm gonna get my head kicked in by Lainie, CB & Eva here.....

I believe all women are mentally unstable. It's a sliding scale with 'acts normal' on one end & 'psycho the bunny boiler' on the other.
Our job, as a male, is to find the most normal woman we can live with. Then try our best not to turn them into bunny boilers.

You have failed. Your actions & lack of communication skills at the start of your relationship have just turned a 'normal' into a man hating psycho.

[gc1966]

ignore the pishtakers m8,

what you need to consider is

(1) how often you have sex with your wife

(2)how often you feel like sex

(3)has it now become so boring that actually YOU fake your orgasm to just get it over with (i personnally just removed one of the bed legs so i do not have to move so much)

(4)if the escort costs less per calendar month to satisfy your needs (and you may even be able to negotiate a reduced fee for continued use)then the answer is simple. ditch the wife

got to go now,the slum landlord is banging on the door demanding his six week back-rent.all because i followed my own advice and my wife got the house,the kids,control of the bank account and to top it all my nuts in a bag.
and just to rub salt into the wound there is some other bastad sleeping in my bed,eating at my table,on the dinner plates i paid for whilst turning the central heating up which i will get to pay the bill for before climbing up my stairs and seriously rodgering my wife.

and to finish off,always remember the lottery slogan "it could be you"

[Hoppy01]

Just that really. You see a woman who interests you, you want to find out all about her.

You discover she is a prostitute, and join the escort site, so you can see photos of her, and contact her.

Then your wife discovers it, she is not too happy, but you turn it round - she should understand that it is normal for men to act on these urges.

So how do you handle it, if she gets unreasonable and doesn't understand it?

This is gotta be a wind up or something, did you join DK for advice on prostitutes or did you Google, "flashing my box" and realise there's a lot of flashing going on at DK so they must have a prostitute section..

If you are interested in a prostitute then,,,,, hold on, why am a even bothering to try and understand this thread...
If your wife doesn't understand then of course she is unreasonable,, a mean what a bitch not understanding that guys have urges and need escorts,, the frigid bitch should get back in her kitchen and stfu and bake me a pie, thats if she can hear me back in 1971..
A hope there is a good punchline to your original post or some weird moral lesson, otherwise this would have to be the strangest first post ever....

[ChelseaBun]

id rather be mentally unstable than a demoralized Neanderthal

[konatist]

Seem to get a few help with my relationship firsts posts, here in the general section of dk hasn't been one for awhile though. They all have one thing in common there all a good read well the replies are. I did notice how he never named the bird probably worried incase someone in here takes a punt before him

[adam28]

You cant have your muffin and eat it..... Or is it cake?

[Meat-Head]

Well if you find the parts bird from the local motor factors, can you PM the link please.

This also includes Tracy Barlow

[maca]

Just that really. You see a woman who interests you, you want to find out all about her.

You discover she is a prostitute, and join the escort site, so you can see photos of her, and contact her.

Then your wife discovers it, she is not too happy, but you turn it round - she should understand that it is normal for men to act on these urges.

So how do you handle it, if she gets unreasonable and doesn't understand it?

But thats where i met your wife