How would your wife react, if she found you on an escort site?

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  • zahidzak
    Newbie
    • Sep 2012
    • 1

    #16
    just say your lookig at a work mates wife,or sumone from down the street

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    • lagerland
      V.I.P. Member
      • Sep 2010
      • 6031

      #17
      Originally posted by muffin
      Just that really. You see a woman who interests you, you want to find out all about her.

      You discover she is a prostitute, and join the escort site, so you can see photos of her, and contact her.

      Then your wife discovers it, she is not too happy, but you turn it round - she should understand that it is normal for men to act on these urges.

      So how do you handle it, if she gets unreasonable and doesn't understand it?
      1.Set your browser to delete on exit...................

      2.Dont use the home pc thats what laptops are for................

      3.If your stupid enough to get caught you deserve everything you get......................
      I know you believe you understand what you think i said



      >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BUT <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
      I am not sure you realise that what you heard is not what i meant ! sigpic

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      • Snowy79
        DK Veteran
        • Jan 2011
        • 1347

        #18
        Just explain to your wife that you married her because you thought she was as beautifull as that woman and it's not your fault she's turned into a fat munter. If she got off her fat arse and down the gym she could look like that. I'm sure she'll understand.

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        • muffin
          Newbie
          • Dec 2011
          • 5

          #19
          Originally posted by Snowy79
          Just explain to your wife that you married her because you thought she was as beautifull as that woman and it's not your fault she's turned into a fat munter. If she got off her fat arse and down the gym she could look like that. I'm sure she'll understand.
          The girl I was interested in has a hot body, but not as pretty a face as my wife. She is also 20 years younger than the wife, so she can't possibly compare with that.

          To be fair to my wife, she had just had a baby when I looked, so yes, she was big.

          Lately she has lost a lot of weight, exercises religiously, and now has a great figure. Unfortunately, it is now that she decides to snoop.

          It's a bit better now. I've done the deny & defend stance, and blamed her. I've not admitted to doing anything wrong, and didn't talk to her till she apologised. She now seems happier, so I'm guessing she realises that at her age, she needs me.

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          • maca
            Mr. DK DJ
            • Feb 2009
            • 6310

            #20
            Wtf has this got to do with digital kaos ??

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            • xant14
              V.I.P. Member
              • Dec 2008
              • 2062

              #21
              Originally posted by Meat-Head
              Well if you find the parts bird from the local motor factors, can you PM the link please.

              This also includes Tracy Barlow
              There is ALWAYS a pretty bird in the parts department.. why is that?

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              • gmb45
                Admin Assistant
                • Nov 2008
                • 7538

                #22
                Originally posted by xant14
                There is ALWAYS a pretty bird in the parts department.. why is that?
                get pervy old fuds like you in fud
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                • mickydibble
                  V.I.P. Member
                  • Nov 2008
                  • 2166

                  #23
                  Mrs dibble would cut my balls off!!

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                  • Hoppy01
                    DK Veteran
                    • May 2011
                    • 374

                    #24
                    Originally posted by muffin
                    The girl I was interested in has a hot body, but not as pretty a face as my wife. She is also 20 years younger than the wife, so she can't possibly compare with that.

                    To be fair to my wife, she had just had a baby when I looked, so yes, she was big.

                    Lately she has lost a lot of weight, exercises religiously, and now has a great figure. Unfortunately, it is now that she decides to snoop.

                    It's a bit better now. I've done the deny & defend stance, and blamed her. I've not admitted to doing anything wrong, and didn't talk to her till she apologised. She now seems happier, so I'm guessing she realises that at her age, she needs me.
                    You are definitely taking the wee wee fella and its giving me a good laugh, if a thought you were serious a would have phoned Jeremy Kyle, Trisha, Vanessa (she would probably rape you) and Just Joan (who would rape you twice before demonstrating her skills with a torque wrench, drill and some ordinary household bleach).

                    It must be great being you and keeping your bitch inline, you don't need to worry about waking up in the middle of the night freezing whilst she is snug as a bug wearing the duvet like a sausage roll, nope, your missus is engaged in a battle with the dog for blanket rights.
                    Ma missus is a foot shorter than me , weighs less than half of me yet she can consume an entire king size bed.

                    So the girl your obsessed with, sorry, interested in is 20 years younger than the missus and in your words "so she can't possibly compare with that."!!!
                    Yeh that sounds right because these girls in this link are pure dogs.
                    The "Old Women" Hot List (over 40)

                    Are you sure she went to the gym, she might have mentioned gym in a sentence but its possible you missed the word instructor,,,,boomstick, heaven, electric, real man and hairy chest..
                    (anyone who shaves their chest is either gay or really gay)

                    This may be a long shot but for some reason your posting style seems familiar, "I sense something...a presence I haven't felt since...".!!
                    Last edited by Hoppy01; 21 September, 2012, 13:21.
                    "Windows - A thirty-two bit extension and GUI shell to a sixteen bit patch to an eight bit operating system originally coded for a four bit microprocessor and sold by a two-bit company that can't stand one bit of competition."

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                    • gc1966
                      DK Veteran
                      • Mar 2011
                      • 2434

                      #25
                      i get frightened looking at the mature dating ads on this forum
                      is it just me or do they look like trannies(and unconvincing ones at that)

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                      • Meat-Head
                        V.I.P. Member
                        • Oct 2009
                        • 32000

                        #26
                        it would be more of a concern, your wife, gf, husband, bf etc, finding evidensse of looki at INFERIOR webstes, rather than just DK & ebay.

                        sigpicWas Banned For Being Certifiably Insane and Stupid

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                        • Snowy79
                          DK Veteran
                          • Jan 2011
                          • 1347

                          #27
                          She's probably more worried that you'll see her on those sites.

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