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  • Meat-Head
    V.I.P. Member
    • Oct 2009
    • 32000

    #2371
    Having to go to a deloise and have some fleas removed, as been on an
    INFEROR ‘forum’ to get contact with non dk member that due to
    ”security and data protection” would be impossable

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    • Meat-Head
      V.I.P. Member
      • Oct 2009
      • 32000

      #2372
      Bugger joined an INFERIOR “forum” to contact someone, no twitter handle, no email, no DK, Skype,
      phone, fax, address, smoke signals, turns out his name is bob and his telex
      machine, is kept so clean, ready to type to a waiting world.

      Commicated, exchanged, messages then nothing.
      ended up arguing with strangers over blocked drains, bent knitting needles
      then finished up arguing for 2 hours over knife blades, won the toss about
      correct colour cat food boxes.

      now off for appointments with Rentokill, for delouse

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      • Meat-Head
        V.I.P. Member
        • Oct 2009
        • 32000

        #2373
        Tonight out with weird friend, got in pub got chucked out of last year
        then pub got in last got got chucked out if
        #shitheads

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        • Meat-Head
          V.I.P. Member
          • Oct 2009
          • 32000

          #2374
          What I was going to do, meant to do and is doing about 3 different things

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          • Meat-Head
            V.I.P. Member
            • Oct 2009
            • 32000

            #2375
            Tonight Matthew, I need to switch into “physio mode” .+100% and hollow
            down the phone at someone, if I had a megaphone would be using that.

            then swap a load of small green things around

            could do with shouting ting at somebody like Steve jobs from grapple over this new ishit

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            • Meat-Head
              V.I.P. Member
              • Oct 2009
              • 32000

              #2376
              UPDATE

              BEEN on the blower for ages, still having to use an INFERIOR “forum”
              although only temporary I’ve had LOTS of posts deleted and about 5 pm from moderate saying
              breezy of rules, then reply asking for verification and the Cnut doesn’t reply

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              • Meat-Head
                V.I.P. Member
                • Oct 2009
                • 32000

                #2377
                Update to the update:-

                really pished off, not in the mood to even feed my imaginary cat
                off to watch digital photo frame of Tracy Barlow in the bath

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                • Meat-Head
                  V.I.P. Member
                  • Oct 2009
                  • 32000

                  #2378
                  UPDATE TO THE UPDATED UPDATED.

                  feel much better, after a way awan ishit fail wash and viewing Tracy Barlow photos
                  listened to fab fm as well.

                  now got yet another post deleted on this INFERIOR ‘forum ‘
                  I like on here simply said I’m not in the mood to feed my imaginary
                  cat, turns out even that’s against the rules.


                  Got that persons email address so if get blocked no biggy

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                  • Meat-Head
                    V.I.P. Member
                    • Oct 2009
                    • 32000

                    #2379
                    UPDATE TO THE UPDATE TO THE UPDATED UPDATE.

                    that inferior website is managed by a load of retards, utter pish
                    fart you get told off, sneeze, post deleted.

                    I only mentioned that Halfords logo was a different shape a few years ago
                    now got 7 day ban for it! Hence why that person email was important!!!

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                    • Meat-Head
                      V.I.P. Member
                      • Oct 2009
                      • 32000

                      #2380
                      TONIGHT:-

                      Due to security reasons can’t tell you.

                      After said event emailing some bloke I’ve just met on the results of above experiment
                      blokes not very forthcoming but better then nothing

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                      • Meat-Head
                        V.I.P. Member
                        • Oct 2009
                        • 32000

                        #2381
                        UPDATE:-

                        AS expected, lights on, nobody home. Rung the door bell for 20 minutes solid, and eventually the butler came said mr Bruce Wayne is currantly having a crap and does not wish to be disturbed.

                        ok I said, common people like you, smoke me a kipper, I’ll be back in 20 minutes.

                        20 minutes later, goes back, no lights on, door bell unscrewed off the wall, no door knocker just a letterbox
                        that was too small to get ones head in and shout through it.

                        so if no answer on next visit will be a flaming bag of poo on his doorstep *

                        *youtube that

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                        • Meat-Head
                          V.I.P. Member
                          • Oct 2009
                          • 32000

                          #2382
                          Ringing thick mate, Walmart for food and imaginary cat food, then leaving voice mail on some likes phone

                          then must open this envelope as if I don’t will cost me thousands

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                          • Meat-Head
                            V.I.P. Member
                            • Oct 2009
                            • 32000

                            #2383
                            Update:-

                            Went back to the Bat Cave, rung the bell, answered
                            by Bruce Wayne himself, told him my DK, member number, told him I have a problem and nobody can help, not even the A team, he partly agreed, then I asked him to verified he was in fact Batman and the basard slamed the door in my face

                            Then I kicked the door as hard as I possibly could, nothing.

                            Sadly due to strict DK rules on no personal data, I can’t post the address
                            of the batcave but if I could would*


                            * Some details have been changed to protect some asshole from changing his personal details, before
                            some else can have a go at him.h��. Ishit fail

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                            • Meat-Head
                              V.I.P. Member
                              • Oct 2009
                              • 32000

                              #2384
                              Tonight, I rung the bat man appreciation society and complained in the strongest
                              possable terms against mr Bruce Wayne, for slam dunking the door in my face
                              got a compliment number and everything, this will apprantly be fed back.

                              thats sweet, they just sent me a text message, dispite the fact I didn’t remind them of my dk
                              member number, makes you think that they can see your number ringing an 0800 number.

                              had bacon sandwiches tonight, with plastic cheese, 4 mins in microwave divine, despite saying don’t microwave

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                              • Meat-Head
                                V.I.P. Member
                                • Oct 2009
                                • 32000

                                #2385
                                Installing a fuel tank, then shortly after I’ll be smelling like a plant fitter for the rest of the evening and into latter part of next week

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