what you doing to night.

[Meat-Head]

Tonight, subject to atmospheric conditions might be jamming my fingers in a black oily hole
or resealing my crack, once opened it up

[smokin66]

alot of cracks your filling

[Meat-Head]

Yes pumped my crack with silicon sealer, filled with Poundland draft excluder first
then, let it skin over, and scewed like merry hell

[Meat-Head]

Tonight weird friend bbq. Need to whip my hose out

[Meat-Head]

Greased my shafts, got hot, jambed male into female

hope dont seize again

[Meat-Head]

Tonight ramming my male part into the badly splayed female part, ended up cutting
with angle grinder to get it off, so hopefully a clamp will do, got some exhaust paste somewhere

[Meat-Head]

UPDATE:-

fixed table lamp for naybour, soldered tv board for thick friend
trued to close my gash up, proper crooked

[Meat-Head]

Impersonate scarlet pimplenell, both sides of toon at once

[Meat-Head]

Knackered, going to shout obscenities doon blower then play with myself in the garden

[Meat-Head]

Painted my long hard shaft black, then lacquered it.

buggered if could find pry bar, chisel or punch earlier

[Meat-Head]

Well tonight, got my ringpiece hot, then hammered it on the the bussness end of my shaft, had to coat my end in grease
then ring piece went cold and hard, so warmed it up, then hammered it on more, you can see the end of my ring piece has been hammered, but not got a copper/hide mallet

then flicks my shaft up and lost one of my huts in the long grass , unable to find it
then I remembered that I have more than one nut, so used that instead.

once shaft happy, I rammed it in the black hole it lives in, and locked it in its little housing, and just needs a little more screwing.


Tomorrow I’m hoping to have a good old blow in my tank, got about 35 litres of juice init.

[Meat-Head]

Last nite, blow my tank got a load on floor, only a egg cup full.

TONIGHT:-

lieing on my back, taking photos of my undercarriage and sending to a stranger

[Meat-Head]

Update

tightened my nuts up, one slightly loose, but grab the shaft it’s attached to and solid
then ended up squirting some white sticky stuff on my undercarriage
1/2 can left, amazed how little it covers.

then ended up with a right turd, came running out one of my holes, faster than fresh shit off a greasy shovel.

will try and steam clean it off another time, most of it that went down my leg came off with white spirt

[Meat-Head]

Tonight, playing with my self and sweating like a pig

be be changing my bodily fluids, been minging in there two days, just hope not rotted my rubbers

[Meat-Head]

Update:-

looking into my hole, which is quite wide, enough for a couple of fingers, you can clearly see what white bits.

i’m guessing that’s it’s the Tesco washing machine cleaner not fully dissolved.

tried flushing it out 3 times, using that sucky thing, but still white bits in there.

used hose pipe, gave it large, still white bits.

at least the liquid coming out into the bucket is no longer red or pink.

think the heater matrix must hold about 4 litres on its own