tips for the national- post here

[jckw]

Aintree races is poo, prefer Chester.

I work nights, When Aintree's on I get woke up by Michael 1 (police chopper) escorting private helicopters to the races.

baa humbug move from fazackerly then m8

[alexmitton]

baa humbug move from fazackerly then m8

I'm in Kirkby at the mo an still get it haha!!

[jckw]

I'm in Kirkby at the mo an still get it haha!!

plenty of spare socks up there m8 put them in ur ears

[alexmitton]

So funny...

[andymc1s]

I helped an old lady cross the road yesterday and she said thanks big fella,
and just by chance there is a horse called big fella thanks so I will take a punt
on him (btw) I am 4ft 6in tall