Retarded people.

[Kalipo]

Earlier.. Snow was imminent and i thought it was great how the snow ploughs where on standby whilst i was driving around.. GREAT!..

Anyway i left Oldham and had ended up in heywood which is rochdale council. The plough was out gritting the roads..

Then not 5 mins later i was working on a cabinet doing a 17070 test.. couldnt hear my buttphone.. looked over my shoulder and a road sweeper was sweeping the road ..

What a retarded idea.. Yes it was the councils fault for sending this tool to sweep the road but the driver could of used common sense and reported back to his base to say "the roads have been gritted, it wouldnt be a good idea to sweep it up"

Now.. that got me thinking, how could we root out retards? do we slaughter them young?? or when theyre older?? and how ??

I have no idea why some people dont have brains..

Rant over..!!

[dixie74]

i thought i was doing an outstanding job.

[DOUGALMCD]

Ah Kalipo you and your master race.

[super jumbe]

Simple they work in deferent departments.

One works for cleaning department and other for road safety both ignorant and no communication between them?..

[Meat-Head]

Then not 5 mins later i was working on a cabinet doing a 17070 test.. couldnt hear my buttphone..

Is your butt phone a standard one or the type with the 'extra special' buttons?

Don't susspose you know the NTL version of that number, Daddy knew but as he is still dead, can't ask him.

[ontherack]

Lets ERRrrrrrrgh...ERRrrrrr, I forgot!

[jcgrumbles]

The council were right to sweep it up,all that grit lying about is a tripping hazard..

[rds60h]

Simple they work in deferent departments.

One works for cleaning department and other for road safety both ignorant and no communication between them?..

HMRC (The Tax Man) is exactly the same, I have had letters from 9 different offices in different parts of the country above my tax affairs and they have all come up with different answers.
One of the offices has even informed me that I have not file my "ministers of religion" tax form pages.................they got a really sarky reply !!!

[RedSpider]

The council were right to sweep it up,all that grit lying about is a tripping hazard..

True say dat, homey.
I once slipped on ice and a piece of the grit that the council had decided, in their infinite wisdom, to scatter willy nilly all over the shop became embedded beneath my skin.
It was easily removed but, for days, I had a loose flap of skin on the ball of my palm that appeared dirty and pulsated with a dull ache.

Stupid council!

[Meat-Head]

I had a loose flap of skin on the ball of my palm that appeared dirty and pulsated with a dull ache.

Stupid council!

Now you said that i'll join you on that post, seem to remember doing something simular, when was younger, so much younger than today.

Speaking of retards how's your gas meter thread?

[Canker_Canison]

The solution is easy.... Take 'em out back & shoot 'em.

Personally I've been fighting road rage brought on by inept dribble monkeys who only drive at 25mph as soon as they see white stuff.
Surface streets are fine at this speed. But they're on 60mph limit roads that have been well treated. I need a 50cal automatic mounting on the front of my car.

On another note.

Keep an eye out for Lidl getting into shit this year.

They have been selling snow chains. Which we all know are illegal to use on public roads.

[Shady]

They have been selling snow chains. Which we all know are illegal to use on public roads.

are they?

Im not one to question you usually canker.. but i THINK youre wrong this mate..
or i am... its happened before.

[GastonJ]

Snow chains are legal to use in the UK. They are expected to be used in the right conditions, e.g. the road is covered in snow and ice. Using on raods with no snow and ice will get you into trouble though, since it will damage the road. So ok on the side road covered in snow and ice, but getting onto a main road that isn't, you'd be expected to remove them.

So retards driving down a motorway which has been cleared, with snow chains on, will pay the price.

Is the subject of this thread about retarded people, or is it a thread for asking retarded people to reply?

[CaptainCretin]

I didnt think we were allowed to call them "retards" any longer; so I just refer to them as "council tenants".

Sweeping up grit, reminds me of the photo I have of council workers climbing into a boat and watering the hanging baskets during the floods a few years ago.

[Canker_Canison]

Ok, I stand corrected. My info came from deep memory (back when I had my first run in with the police after passing my test).

Either way, winter tyres are best for this country. As has been pointed out, use of chains on treated roads will get you in deep trouble/debt/shit.