Ever had a dream about someone you shouldn't?

[Jaffa]

Jaffa...Would you like to have sex with somebody thats a cross between Ernie Wise and Dawn French.


They say that everybody dreams every night.
Personally I can remember one maybe once a fortnight.
I reckon I must dream more than that cos Mrs Pumpy says i'm always twitching and making funny noises in me sleep, yer know, like when you see a dog dreaming and its woofing and kickin its legs.

No pumpy I wouldnt like to have sex with that crossbreed but I never dreamt about it...

Just wait until mrs Pumpy hears you grunting out her sisters name...them your in sh1t street....and know what pal...you wont even know about it and cant stop it if its going to happen.....pmsl.

[gmb45]

Jaffa...Would you like to have sex with somebody thats a cross between Ernie Wise and Dawn French.


They say that everybody dreams every night.
Personally I can remember one maybe once a fortnight.
I reckon I must dream more than that cos Mrs Pumpy says i'm always twitching and making funny noises in me sleep, yer know, like when you see a dog dreaming and its woofing and kickin its legs.

maybe its because u remembering some of the old dogs from your younger days pumpy

[smitty74]

maybe it comes down to something you cannot get to.
i would look at your relationship with your partner and ask myself am i getting all that i want from this sex wise, and does your sister in law give something that your partner does not offer.

[Bulld0g]

maybe it comes down to something you cannot get to.
i would look at your relationship with your partner and ask myself am i getting all that i want from this sex wise, and does your sister in law give something that your partner does not offer.

Yea nightmares by the sound of it

[RedSpider]

... Has it happens she is......he's a man though.

Your wife's a man?!?!?

[Mr Pumpy]

maybe it comes down to something you cannot get to.
i would look at your relationship with your partner and ask myself am i getting all that i want from this sex wise, and does your sister in law give something that your partner does not offer.

Mmmmm... Well thought out Smitty.
But me sex life is ok, don't know about Mrs Pumpy's but mines brilliant. .

No, its not that.... maybe ive got a deep seated urge to stroke a womans hairy legs or summat.

[forntida]

Mmmmm... Well thought out Smitty.
But me sex life is ok, don't know about Mrs Pumpy's but mines brilliant. .

No, its not that.... maybe ive got a deep seated urge to stroke a womans hairy legs or summat.

I think you should keep your marriage alive. Buy these hairy legged tights for Mrs Pumpy to wear. You never know it might please both of you.

[westkill]

ive found her pumpy

[Mr Pumpy]

I think you should keep your marriage alive. Buy these hairy legged tights for Mrs Pumpy to wear. You never know it might please both of you.

. Brilliant, that got me laughing out loud.

[Mr Pumpy]

ive found her pumpy

Thats a reet combination, long finger nails and hairy legs... Perfect...