extreme male beauty

[gmb45]

its ok to pm me piccies lads.

and what type of pics would u like ? how about 1 of me in the morning standing there all proud like

[forntida]

I haven't combed my hair for months, and I haven't shaved for about a week - I put my clothes on without even ironing them and about the most beauty treatment I give myself is squeezing my blackheads now and again.

Does that mean i'm a metrosexual?

I do however have a shower every day and brush my teeth - .

I think you have taken this a bit too far.

[Lainie]

the replies have made me laugh before i start work. must ask the lads in the section if they do male beauty and again ask for proof

[Mr Pumpy]

Is it something like this?

Jesus...not quite that bad.

[maca]

thats some ~~~~in catapult m8

[gmb45]

and what type of pics would u like ? how about 1 of me in the morning standing there all proud like

as promised lainie--

[zaphodbb]

oh aye. c'mon you guys must do some kinda male grooming? trim eyebrows, zap nasal and ear hair, wee trim doon below etc

how do you know about this lainie, you been peeking at my pics

[Lainie]

whos watching this week then??

ps cgscott winning the smoovies comp so far

[Lainie]

ooohhh an hour to go. im trying to sort out my hodilay stuff so i can watch it. wonder what this weeks is about

[cgscott]

Hairy men.

[forntida]

ooohhh an hour to go. im trying to sort out my hodilay stuff so i can watch it. wonder what this weeks is about

Hope you have your innoculation against Canary flu. Apparently only burds can catch it. Canary-burds, get it? Aw forget it.

[Lainie]

awe forntida you been having them drugs again . it says on teletext tonights show is about penis enlargement - oooeeeerrrr

[forntida]

awe forntida you been having them drugs again . it says on teletext tonights show is about penis enlargement - oooeeeerrrr

I'm on them all the time Lainie. I am gone without the expense of travelling. Penis enlargement? Naw, it would get tangled up in my E-type zimmer.

[gmb45]

I'm on them all the time Lainie. I am gone without the expense of travelling. Penis enlargement? Naw, it would get tangled up in my E-type zimmer.

penis enlargement , wish i had 10 inch instead of this fcuking great thing

[forntida]

penis enlargement , wish i had 10 inch instead of this fcuking great thing

Do what I do. Stand under a cold shower and it goes down to 10".