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  • zaphodbb
    DK Daddy PT
    • Jan 2009
    • 1083

    #16
    Originally posted by andy4
    ask dwayne when he logs on
    thats gonna stay around for a bit andy dwayne

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    • Lainie
      V.I.P. Member
      • Mar 2008
      • 3062

      #17
      stiffys -- mmm love em

      THE DRINK THAT IS



      kola kubez flavour - delicious
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      Its nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice

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      • MetalKettle
        V.I.P.P.T. Member
        • Sep 2008
        • 797

        #18
        Hay, look at Veteran Lainie all green
        XBMC/KODI Developer

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        • zaphodbb
          DK Daddy PT
          • Jan 2009
          • 1083

          #19
          Originally posted by Lainie
          stiffys -- mmm love em

          THE DRINK THAT IS



          kola kubez flavour - delicious
          that stiffy has turned you green lainie well done

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          • Lainie
            V.I.P. Member
            • Mar 2008
            • 3062

            #20
            think thats a diff thread altogether
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            Its nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice

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            • maca
              Mr. DK DJ
              • Feb 2009
              • 6310

              #21
              is that green with envy

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              • Bulld0g
                V.I.P. Member
                • Apr 2008
                • 7158

                #22
                Typical gmb pt Dwayne thread this Who else would post a thread like this...... well apart from anyone of dk's pts

                THE TRUTH
                The Hillsborough Independent Panel. 12/09/12

                Today's report is black and white.The Liverpool fans were not the cause of the disaster.
                The panel has quite simply found 'no evidence' in support of allegations of 'exceptional levels of drunkenness, ticketlessness or violence among Liverpool fans' and 'no evidence that fans had conspired to arrive late at the stadium' and 'no evidence that they stole from the dead and dying'.

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                • zaphodbb
                  DK Daddy PT
                  • Jan 2009
                  • 1083

                  #23
                  oral sex is just an anagram of axl rose so rock on

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                  • Bulld0g
                    V.I.P. Member
                    • Apr 2008
                    • 7158

                    #24
                    Originally posted by zaphodbb
                    oral sex is just an anagram of axl rose so rock on
                    Wasn't there a thread on useless facts Zap

                    THE TRUTH
                    The Hillsborough Independent Panel. 12/09/12

                    Today's report is black and white.The Liverpool fans were not the cause of the disaster.
                    The panel has quite simply found 'no evidence' in support of allegations of 'exceptional levels of drunkenness, ticketlessness or violence among Liverpool fans' and 'no evidence that fans had conspired to arrive late at the stadium' and 'no evidence that they stole from the dead and dying'.

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                    • zaphodbb
                      DK Daddy PT
                      • Jan 2009
                      • 1083

                      #25
                      Originally posted by Bulld0g
                      Wasn't there a thread on useless facts Zap
                      thats an interesting fact bd

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                      • maca
                        Mr. DK DJ
                        • Feb 2009
                        • 6310

                        #26
                        fact that this thread is usless

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                        • chroma
                          V.I.P. Member
                          • Feb 2009
                          • 1976

                          #27
                          I'm a cunning linguist ships certified muff diver.

                          I got called Drambuie back in college because and i quote "im a fancy liquor."

                          I thoroughly enjoy giving head, ive gotten seriously good at it and know first hand theres no magical way to do it, its all based on observations.
                          some women like strong clitoral stimulation, some prefer strictly labial stimulation, some like to go more internal towards cervical stimulation.

                          Best advice? get to know someone, and get down to it. pay attention to her reactions to different stimulus and take it from there, everyones undercariage is built and wired completely differently, theres no univeral button to press.

                          best advice though is not to go straight in for the kill, prime the grenade first before you toss it over the wall. i generaly start down at someones feet or neck and slowly work my way towards her genitalia, spending a lot of time around her thighs, inching closer then pulling a retreat, eventualy the pelvic thrusts start and you know shes ready and slowly advance.
                          Then start experimenting till you find a technique that works.

                          I spent weeks infront of a fogged mirror writing messages with the tip of my tongue till it became ledgaible, then tranfered that over to an old ex girlfriend who eventualy learned to decypher lovenotes written down there took months of work to achieve from both of us but its still pretty cool.

                          I'm outstanding at cunnilingus, but then again i have to be cause im hung like a budgies tongue ive put more time into oral sex than just about anything else in my life, ive never had a decent ~~~~~~~ though in return, anyone ive ever been with seems to think its bound to be easy but i guess its harder than it looks.
                          He who laughs last thinks slowest.

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                          • Lainie
                            V.I.P. Member
                            • Mar 2008
                            • 3062

                            #28
                            most men who say they are brill at it are normally talking pish
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                            • .: JaCkPoT :.
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                              • Aug 2008
                              • 5607

                              #29
                              Im starting t think things about gmb now..serious!

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                              • forntida
                                DK Veteran
                                • Feb 2009
                                • 1281

                                #30
                                Originally posted by .:|SaDiQ999uK|:.
                                Im starting t think things about gmb now..serious!
                                There should be a Counsellor at your school you could go and see Sadiq.
                                I can't wake up Grumpy now in case I am accused of Dwarfism

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