Guide to oral sex

**Mr Pumpy** · 20 May, 2009, 18:23

Its been in Telegraph today that some MP's have claimed for oral sex in their expenses.

**Mr Pumpy** · 20 May, 2009, 18:26

My previous post was a total fabrication and I apologize to the many MP's that are members of dk.

**mtv1** · 20 May, 2009, 18:28

good on m8 like president i did not have sexual relations with that woman

**Mr Pumpy** · 20 May, 2009, 19:56

Originally posted by mtv1

good on m8 like president i did not have sexual relations with that woman

Monika Lewinsky... She were lovely.

**.: JaCkPoT :.** · 20 May, 2009, 21:11

Originally posted by forntida

There should be a Counsellor at your school you could go and see Sadiq.

we have many of em in our school....

**Yumraaj** · 20 May, 2009, 22:59

Sadiq when you said "we have many of em in our school...." Thought you meant many of Monica Lewinsky!!!

**.: JaCkPoT :.** · 20 May, 2009, 23:55

Dont get it? Whats the funny bit of that?

**gmb45** · 21 May, 2009, 05:32

Originally posted by Lainie

most men who say they are brill at it are normally talking pish

think so ? well i can lick my eyebrows

**chroma** · 22 May, 2009, 04:22

Originally posted by gmb45

think so ? well i can lick my eyebrows

You woke up with them shaved off and stuck in your mouth too???? sucks when that happens huh?

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