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  • Mr Pumpy
    DK Veteran
    • Jan 2009
    • 1467

    #31
    Its been in Telegraph today that some MP's have claimed for oral sex in their expenses.
    I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I do not know the answer.

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    • Mr Pumpy
      DK Veteran
      • Jan 2009
      • 1467

      #32
      My previous post was a total fabrication and I apologize to the many MP's that are members of dk.
      I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I do not know the answer.

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      • mtv1
        The Stig PT
        • Apr 2008
        • 4413

        #33
        good on m8 like president i did not have sexual relations with that woman


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        • Mr Pumpy
          DK Veteran
          • Jan 2009
          • 1467

          #34
          Originally posted by mtv1
          good on m8 like president i did not have sexual relations with that woman
          Monika Lewinsky... She were lovely.
          I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I do not know the answer.

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          • .: JaCkPoT :.
            Retired Sat TV Addict
            • Aug 2008
            • 5607

            #35
            Originally posted by forntida
            There should be a Counsellor at your school you could go and see Sadiq.
            we have many of em in our school....

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            • Yumraaj
              DK Veteran
              • Dec 2008
              • 306

              #36
              Sadiq when you said "we have many of em in our school...." Thought you meant many of Monica Lewinsky!!!

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              • .: JaCkPoT :.
                Retired Sat TV Addict
                • Aug 2008
                • 5607

                #37
                Dont get it? Whats the funny bit of that?

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                • gmb45

                  #38
                  Originally posted by Lainie
                  most men who say they are brill at it are normally talking pish
                  think so ? well i can lick my eyebrows

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                  • chroma
                    V.I.P. Member
                    • Feb 2009
                    • 1976

                    #39
                    Originally posted by gmb45
                    think so ? well i can lick my eyebrows
                    You woke up with them shaved off and stuck in your mouth too???? sucks when that happens huh?
                    He who laughs last thinks slowest.

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