if you were god

[Bulld0g]

I'd give me self a full head of hair

have you seen the price of a haircut these days

[manxspud]

I'd give me self a full head of hair

As a young lad i used to shave my head ... now i'm a old c*nt i like to have a choice ... way to late ... going to try growing it out of my ears and flicking it over

[maca]

The wife said im going gray the other ones going black

[maca]

As a young lad i used to shave my head ... now i'm a old c*nt i like to have a choice ... way to late ... going to try growing it out of my ears and flicking it over

this you manx
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[manxspud]

Almost bit skinny for me

[Meat-Head]

I would be banging on that steve jobs door - punch him in the face VERY VER HARD shove every iphone down his throught and book him on a flight to hell

[manxspud]

Just to make you feel better

[Snowy79]

I'd make up different religions and see what one could come out with the craziest rules. Like don't eat pork, lob off your foreskin, wear silly clothes etc. I'd then sit back and laugh my tits off at their stupidity.

[smirnoff_rules]

I'd make up different religions and see what one could come out with the craziest rules. Like don't eat pork, lob off your foreskin, wear silly clothes etc. I'd then sit back and laugh my tits off at their stupidity.

think you were beaten to it m8

dont forget priests that cant marry that like kids too

[Meat-Head]

I'd make up different religions and see what one could come out with the craziest rules. Like don't eat .

What and make them stick a deck chair up their nose, skin an eskimo alive, eat a reno 4 & form a quartete pretent their name is keifffff

[Canker_Canison]

i'd make u all fight to the death until there was only 1 man and women left

I can guarentee you that the last standing woman will be way scarier than the man...and probably lesbian

[ecufix]

I would seek a virgin and save the world

[Canker_Canison]

I would seek a virgin and save the world

How does this one grab you...



Worlds oldest virgin

[ajax2061]

What and make them stick a deck chair up their nose, skin an eskimo alive, eat a reno 4 & form a quartete pretent their name is keifffff

you forgot the chicken !

[GastonJ]

What do you mean "if"?