Internet Dating

[Meat-Head]

No not seen his collection. Their locations are close to two dk members

[garry1312]

No not seen his collection. Their locations are close to two dk members

Get them to do some undercover work

[tommos43]

met my current wife on plenty of fish but also found plenty of willing ladies not one taken advantage of

for a man in his 50's it's nigh on impossible to meet anyone by conventioal means!

[Meat-Head]

ON TOPIC:-

so meat-city car parts.com have it seems yet another female driver that's jam hot.

don't know her dk user name yet, but it don't matter, as she has a shifty looking tattoo on her off side wrist.
she also appears to be about a 1992-1994 model production. Year.

never mind, NEXT

[garry1312]

if shes a tidy younger model is it not possible to give her paint job to remove the tattoo?

[Meat-Head]

Dunno they just look pants, fine if lasts a year, but yuck other wise, besides get hair Wasnt JET black just nearly black

[Meat-Head]

ON TOPIC:-

so the new bird from the parts, did some back stalking. Looks like she is the daughter of the really nice shop keeper who I like spending money with.

small world, either way horrid tattoo and got a fella, also look like a 1991/2 model year.

NEXT PLEASE, MOVE ALONG THE LINE

[Johnner]

Some day, Meaty !!!

[Meat-Head]

More info on tonight's stalking

http://www.digital-kaos.co.uk/forums/showthread.php/302073-what-you-doing-to-night?p=2517692&viewfull=1#post2517692

[garry1312]

ON TOPIC:-

so the new bird from the parts, did some back stalking. Looks like she is the daughter of the really nice shop keeper who I like spending money with.

small world, either way horrid tattoo and got a fella, also look like a 1991/2 model year.

NEXT PLEASE, MOVE ALONG THE LINE

Personally 1991/ 1992 model year would be a selling point for me .

If vintage is more your style though tap the shop keeper mother.

Just done away with my 1993/ 1994 model year..... Was becoming less fun.... ooh well time for a trade in

[Meat-Head]

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THAT SHOULNT HAVE HAPPENED TO ANY DK MEMBER,


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Will post more, but need 50 bottles of vodka and 15 strong joints first.

PANNNNNNNNNNNNIIIICCCCCCVC, RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNBNNNNN FASTER FASTER

[garry1312]

Hahaa spill meaty what happened?

[Meat-Head]

Hahaa spill meaty what happened?

Went to the corner shop to see Abdul, but from time to time he locks the door to send a crafty tweet, bounced off the door not expecting it to be locked, been there 2 seconds heard a voice.

looks up to see on face value,

http://listosaur.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/doberman.jpg

Then realised it wasn't a slobbering Doberman bounding my way it was infact.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-wJXNXUOQrXs/TwHyYTMhkZI/AAAAAAAAAqA/gQOrUaBkFtg/s1600/vlcsnap-2012-01-02-11h30m52s191.png

So Olive shouts out "he shut again" then she bangs on the door like a drugs bust do.

she says "there's Abdul's brother end of the street". I said "inbolves energy". So which IT said "ill walk with you"

FFS, so Olive sets off at the speed of light and tells me about her DVT, her swollen leg, collapsed lung and loosing her smokes.

she gets her strong beer and we walk back, entire 4 minets if that, by which time Abdul finished tweeting.

Yuck, nice personality, but no thanks.

[garry1312]

hahaha buckled .

Going on a date with a wee brunette this Sunday when I am up the road. I am generally for blondes but sometimes a wee change is good. Not sure were to go or what to do yet though :/

[GastonJ]

Blondes being more fun thing was made up by blondes Went off blondes for brunettes a while ago now and haven't looked back since