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  • Lainie
    V.I.P. Member
    • Mar 2008
    • 3062

    #1

    i dont believe it

    Shreddies flatulence filtering & feminine hygiene underwear

    no explanation needed!!!
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  • chroma
    V.I.P. Member
    • Feb 2009
    • 1976

    #2
    this poses a few interesting questions.

    1: how do you wash what is in effect a cooker fume hood in your underpants?
    2: what the hell was Lainie searchhing for in the first place to stumble upon these?
    Last edited by chroma; 28 May, 2009, 23:27.
    He who laughs last thinks slowest.

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    • Lainie
      V.I.P. Member
      • Mar 2008
      • 3062

      #3
      lmao - i went to get my nails done today in the usual salon i go to. nail girl said to me "lorraine we are trying a new product for regular customers and wondered if you would like to see what its all about" she then handed me a leaflet. it was one of the funniest things i have ever read. she then said a friend had brought the leaflets into the salon. i asked her if i could have one so i can sent it to one of my pals who often "lets one go". she is a nightmare at times . im going to type her up a letter and post it to her with this leaflet etc. just thought these pants might help some of you lads out
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      • chroma
        V.I.P. Member
        • Feb 2009
        • 1976

        #4
        I enjoy basking in my own ambiance though
        If i let a good one rip im rightly proud.

        cant beat floating an airbiscuit in a tightly packed car, or giving someone a dutch oven.
        He who laughs last thinks slowest.

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        • forntida
          DK Veteran
          • Feb 2009
          • 1281

          #5
          No matter where you be, always let your wind go free (English translation)


          @chroma--Why do you have a cooker fume hood in your underpants?
          I can't wake up Grumpy now in case I am accused of Dwarfism

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          • father ted
            V.I.P. Member
            • Feb 2008
            • 1389

            #6
            i have to ask ................lainie htf did you find something like them in the first place????

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            • gmb45

              #7
              Originally posted by Lainie
              hmmm, have u got a prob with flatulence lainie ? its nothing to be ashamed about u know, gone on girl let rip u will feel better for it, i think the best fart is an SBD (Silent But Deadly) cause u can drop 1 in a crowded place say a pub then move away then watch the reaction great laugh , and whats this shreddies cobblers ? whats the point in a good fart wearing them ?

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              • forntida
                DK Veteran
                • Feb 2009
                • 1281

                #8
                I can imagine Lainie wearing these contraptions. Sitting watching a long movie and gradually getting bigger and bigger as the night goes on. Til she gets a tap on the shoulder and asked to move aside so that people can see the screen.

                I thought you could get pills that changed the smell of flatulence. That is the reason for the incense swinging in churches. To eliminate the smell of the general public.
                Last edited by forntida; 29 May, 2009, 09:59.
                I can't wake up Grumpy now in case I am accused of Dwarfism

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                • gmb45

                  #9
                  Originally posted by forntida
                  I casn imagine Lainie wearing these contraptions. sitting watching a long movie and gradually getting bigger and bigger as the night goes on. til she gets a tap on the shoulder and asked to move aside so that people can see the screen.

                  I thought you could get pills that changed the smell of flatulence. That is the reason for the incense swinging in churches. To eliminate the smell of the general public.
                  where ever u be let your wind blow free in church or chapel let it rattle

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                  • Lainie
                    V.I.P. Member
                    • Mar 2008
                    • 3062

                    #10
                    i can have the occasional flatulance escape but not nearly as bad as my pal linda . some of the testimonals on the leaflet are absolutely hilarious.now who is buying some for their wife
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