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lmao - i went to get my nails done today in the usual salon i go to. nail girl said to me "lorraine we are trying a new product for regular customers and wondered if you would like to see what its all about" she then handed me a leaflet. it was one of the funniest things i have ever read. she then said a friend had brought the leaflets into the salon. i asked her if i could have one so i can sent it to one of my pals who often "lets one go". she is a nightmare at times
. im going to type her up a letter and post it to her with this leaflet etc. just thought these pants might help some of you lads out
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hmmm, have u got a prob with flatulence lainie ? its nothing to be ashamed about u know, gone on girl let rip u will feel better for it, i think the best fart is an SBD (Silent But Deadly) cause u can drop 1 in a crowded place say a pub then move away then watch the reaction great laugh
, and whats this shreddies cobblers ? whats the point in a good fart wearing them ?
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I can imagine Lainie wearing these contraptions. Sitting watching a long movie and gradually getting bigger and bigger as the night goes on. Til she gets a tap on the shoulder and asked to move aside so that people can see the screen.
I thought you could get pills that changed the smell of flatulence. That is the reason for the incense swinging in churches. To eliminate the smell of the general public.Last edited by forntida; 29 May, 2009, 09:59.I can't wake up Grumpy now in case I am accused of DwarfismComment
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where ever u be let your wind blow free in church or chapel let it rattleI casn imagine Lainie wearing these contraptions. sitting watching a long movie and gradually getting bigger and bigger as the night goes on. til she gets a tap on the shoulder and asked to move aside so that people can see the screen.
I thought you could get pills that changed the smell of flatulence. That is the reason for the incense swinging in churches. To eliminate the smell of the general public.
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i can have the occasional flatulance escape but not nearly as bad as my pal linda
. some of the testimonals on the leaflet are absolutely hilarious.now who is buying some for their wife
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