Garden Thieves.

[Mr Pumpy]

Dont get me on about cats......Ok if I must.
Since our dog died last year a cat (Charlie) as done nowt but lay its eggs in my garden, and it lives right at the bottom of our road.
Some months ago I was laid on the settee watching tv when its came slinkin in the front garden and proceeded to take a dump...right in front of the window.
In fact it actually seemed to be grinning at me while thrusting.
Something like this...Cat-smiling.jpg

[gc1966]

you lucky bassad,mine would never foul up anybody elses garden.it would come back in the house and use the litter tray,evil little sod used to wait until either I had just put fresh litter in or wait until I was eating my dinner then climb in the basket,drop a large one and kick cat litter all over the floor,i should have put its food bowls in the karsey and got my own back.

[maca]

Why not go to charlies house and just shit in there garden with a big smile on your face. ps. nice to see you back pumpy

[Mr Pumpy]

Why not go to charlies house and just shit in there garden with a big smile on your face. ps. nice to see you back pumpy

Tee hee.....That'd go down well, they've had some of that nice green astro turf laid.
Fancy waking up in the morning, flinging the curtains open, only to be greeted by the sight of a neighbor squatting on your expensive new lawn, with a red face and eyes bulging trying to part with a brown trout.

[Meat-Head]

, only to be greeted by the sight of a neighbor squatting on your expensive new lawn, with a red face and eyes bulging trying to part with a brown trout.

feed their dawg exlax