Just when I think my life couldn`t get any more mental my enema kit arrives in the post...
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it's only a couple of drinks you big tart.
THE TRUTH
The Hillsborough Independent Panel. 12/09/12
Today's report is black and white.The Liverpool fans were not the cause of the disaster.
The panel has quite simply found 'no evidence' in support of allegations of 'exceptional levels of drunkenness, ticketlessness or violence among Liverpool fans' and 'no evidence that fans had conspired to arrive late at the stadium' and 'no evidence that they stole from the dead and dying'. -
No it aint bulld0g,its a big long plastic bag with a tube on the end that I have to stick up my ar@@ and squeeze,mind you the instruction leaflet is a hoot wit pictures of how to do it,ha...Comment
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Ha,ive got to stick it up then try to keep me bum clenched for up to five minutes (if possible) I think I`ll just have to play some soft music to try and relax myself,and maybe 5 or 6 bottles of brown.....Comment
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it doesn't bear thinking about
THE TRUTH
The Hillsborough Independent Panel. 12/09/12
Today's report is black and white.The Liverpool fans were not the cause of the disaster.
The panel has quite simply found 'no evidence' in support of allegations of 'exceptional levels of drunkenness, ticketlessness or violence among Liverpool fans' and 'no evidence that fans had conspired to arrive late at the stadium' and 'no evidence that they stole from the dead and dying'.Comment
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Well it cant be any worse than the time a doctor stuck his finger up my arse,he was so rough I had to ask him to pull the car over,and he had hands like pat Jennings...Comment
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THE TRUTH
The Hillsborough Independent Panel. 12/09/12
Today's report is black and white.The Liverpool fans were not the cause of the disaster.
The panel has quite simply found 'no evidence' in support of allegations of 'exceptional levels of drunkenness, ticketlessness or violence among Liverpool fans' and 'no evidence that fans had conspired to arrive late at the stadium' and 'no evidence that they stole from the dead and dying'.Comment
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doing a hand stand will keep it in ahahahahaha
i thought i was having that before my colonic investigation but they just gave me extreme lax mixerComment
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ha,i could try the handstand with a few litres of emulsion in me to do the ceiling...Comment
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Good luck with all of your tests , vaseline is very helpfull , it saved my sex life many times, we rubbed it on the door handles and the kids couldnt come in,regardsDo what you can with what you have .Comment
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ha, like it cheers ecufix,on the instruction sheet it says I can lubricate the tip of the hose "if I choose" with a little Vaseline or cooking oil,now im just wondering if I should use extra virgin ....Comment
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grumbles can i have some more info and pics please as i have no idea what you are talking aboutsigpic
Its nice to be important, but it's more important to be niceComment
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Hi lainie,im just burbling on about my upcoming bowel scan and the enema kit I got in the post,im afraid I cant send you any pictures of my arse as im sure the dk police would ban me for cruel posting but I know im allowed to watch the procedure on a monitor so I`ll try to get a couple of print offs.....Comment
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Just hope they don't have to give you a barium enema for the scan m8, thats not too bad but the compressed air they shoot up there can be a little challenging, try keeping your cheeks clenched with a few PSI trying to get back out!!!!!!!!!!!
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