Wheres the vaseline...

[jcgrumbles]

Well good luck on your journey into "Where no man has gone before" Resistance is futile quotes courtesy of startrek

Cheers ifred,ive just spoke to my old man and he reckons his arse has `gone critical`and I cant think of a quote from star trek that would do him justice!

[ajax2061]

you should trying having chrons every-time they put me on steroids its the up the bum method for 2 weeks at a time

[jcgrumbles]

sounds bloody awful mate,a father and son at my work have the same condition so I know a little bit about it.My dad had the box brownie up today and apart from having a few farmers and sounding like herp albert hes ok....

[jcgrumbles]

Just to let you know good people that ive been laid on a bed by three women and fingered.What a weird experience that bowel scan was,i must admit she was very good because before I even had a chance to think about it I had been greased up,fingered and the camera up to my transverse colon.And by that stage I was more interested by what was going on on the screen.Anyhow,apart from some serious wind afterwards everything was as it should be,and anyone on dk who has to go for one its a doddle.......(apart from the fact that ive got the strangest sensation that ive walked out of hospital with someone elses arse,im serious,it wont burp when I want anymore and when it does its a different tone)

[ifred]

Just to let you know good people that ive been laid on a bed by three women and fingered.What a weird experience that bowel scan was,i must admit she was very good because before I even had a chance to think about it I had been greased up,fingered and the camera up to my transverse colon.And by that stage I was more interested by what was going on on the screen.Anyhow,apart from some serious wind afterwards everything was as it should be,and anyone on dk who has to go for one its a doddle.....

Glad your experience was a bit like watching a good telly soap opera
Here on the forum, we hope the three women were well behaved..... not wishing for a jnr gumbles showing up on the forum..............it always happens on soap
Hey that's an idea to boost the forum membership get them injected into dk host (mothers) Uranus

[rds60h]

Know how you feel jcgrumbles, I've got fistula surgery scheduled for next month.
Already had to put up with the finger and the camera.

My surgery has been cancelled, I had a pre op examination and was told I'm not fit enough for surgery as they are worried about how high my blood pressure is and also want to keep a check on the old ticker for a while. So even more tablets to take, an adjustment to diet and regular check ups at the docs.........................if I have to have many more tablets I won't have room for food anyhow !!

[jcgrumbles]

My surgery has been cancelled, I had a pre op examination and was told I'm not fit enough for surgery as they are worried about how high my blood pressure is and also want to keep a check on the old ticker for a while. So even more tablets to take, an adjustment to diet and regular check ups at the docs.........................if I have to have many more tablets I won't have room for food anyhow !!

I hope your well enough for the op soon mate...

[jcgrumbles]

Glad your experience was a bit like watching a good telly soap opera
Here on the forum, we hope the three women were well behaved..... not wishing for a jnr gumbles showing up on the forum..............it always happens on soap
Hey that's an idea to boost the forum membership get them injected into dk host (mothers) Uranus

No chance of a junior grumbles mate ive been neutered since 1996 but it still doesn't stop me from trying...ha

[ifred]

My surgery has been cancelled, I had a pre op examination and was told I'm not fit enough for surgery as they are worried about how high my blood pressure is and also want to keep a check on the old ticker for a while. So even more tablets to take, an adjustment to diet and regular check ups at the docs.........................if I have to have many more tablets I won't have room for food anyhow !!

I suppose they have to look after your dickey ticker after all an experience like Jc ....three nurses and on the telly even I'd need a few pills to keep the old ticker going!
I can't wait for the DK new years calender...... 12 different shots of Jc bum there was me hoping it was 12 pics of the nurses!!

[jcgrumbles]

I suppose they have to look after your dickey ticker after all an experience like Jc ....three nurses and on the telly even I'd need a few pills to keep the old ticker going!
I can't wait for the DK new years calender...... 12 different shots of Jc bum there was me hoping it was 12 pics of the nurses!!

I can see it now ifred,my little white arse in January,but if my todger slips out of my gown can I pre book febuary march and april.....

[ifred]

I can see it now ifred,my little white arse in January,but if my todger slips out of my gown can I pre book febuary march and april.....

You can take it as read april is booked you fool.....
if its that good! you may score with some sucker on mayday ....

[M T Glass]

Had my third one done on Friday 8th. and due to cutbacks they wont knock you out anymore. Still, better to have sump and crankshaft inspected and blow out all the ports including the foo foo valve.

[jcgrumbles]

Had my third one done on Friday 8th. and due to cutbacks they wont knock you out anymore. Still, better to have sump and crankshaft inspected and blow out all the ports including the foo foo valve.

Exactly mate,even though everything else is just about shagged at least I know my bowel is ok....

[M T Glass]

Well, roll on the 17th. Dec. till I have the camera up and down once more.(twiddles thumbs)
Last time I think they used a Panavision camera which was still unloaded from the crew equipment truck- well that's what it felt like.

Sings to himself " Only seventeen more days left to go, Only seventeen more etc.

[ifred]

Well, roll on the 17th. Dec. till I have the camera up and down once more.(twiddles thumbs)
Last time I think they used a Panavision camera which was still unloaded from the crew equipment truck- well that's what it felt like.

Sings to himself " Only seventeen more days left to go, Only seventeen more etc.

Beats an advent calender mate! the kids only get a piddle little chocolate each day........17 days time you get an early present your bowel in full HD panavision we get repeat movies like "the hills are alive with Kalipo's family" and "the great meathead escape" etc Uggg..